I, too, was one of the MIA’s and have recently returned after a 2 year hiatus. Truth is, for myself and all of the people you have spoken about, the answer is simple. We were all kidnapped by aliens for our massive military genius to aid them in their conquest of this world. We will be leading the assault any day now.
@Gargantua:
Great Question!
I happen to know the answer… but can’t say it for the record.
Yeah, and I know who really killed Kennedy. Spill your guts, stool pigeon, or we’ll have to get nasty.
Ahhh, probably means he’s in jail or they’re looking for him. Moral of the story: take extra precautions to hide your illegal drug operation from the prying eyes of the authorities.
BTW, where’s Emperor Mollari?