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WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton announced her candidacy for the 2008 presidential election Monday, saying quote “I want to finally give women a chance to be behind the Oval Office desk, not under it.†Her move ended months of speculation among the press.
I’m not sure what the point of this was but I don’t thing I can allow it… That was probably the most discusting thing I have ever read.
dezrtfish
LOL, yeah, it is pretty disgusting but thats the point. Nobody gets the actual punchline anymore, becuase the joke is so old.
Hi everybody, long time no see.
Anyways, I just had to post this here. First, explanation of what The Aristocrats is (From Wikipedia).
The Aristocrats (also known as The Debonaires and The Sophisticates) is a joke which is alleged to have been told by numerous stand-up comedians since Vaudeville, and often only among an audience of other comedians. In publicity for a 2005 documentary film about the joke, it has been referred to as “the world’s funniest joke” and “the world’s worst joke.” It may be either depending on who’s telling it, who’s listening and the innumerable variations upon the theme. It is rarely told the same way twice.
The joke is something of a game in which those who tell it try to top each other in terms of shock value. This was also used as an inside joke by comedians to test the mettle of others. Throughout the history of the joke it has evolved from a cliche staple of the Vaudevillian comedian into a postmodern anti-joke.
Anyways, here is an example from the Aristocrats Joke Database.
(from http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/ )
########WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS PURPOSLY GROSE, DISGUSTING AND REVOLTING. IF CAN’T HANDLE SOMETHING LIKE THAT DONT READ IT########
I’m not sure what the point of this was but I don’t thing I can allow it… That was probably the most discusting thing I have ever read.
dezrtfish
About the the use of nuclear weapons…
The US did not veiw the Japanease as humans, thus it was okay, in their minds, to nuke them. But they veiwed the Germans as humans so I doubt they would have used nuclear weapons. Hitler did not use gas as a weapon during the war as he knew how evil such a weapon was. And if Hitler could see that if a weapon is to evil then it should not be used I am certain that the US would have seen this too.
I’m singing “let the bodies hit the floor” in my head.
1984 is supposd to be the opposite of utopia, in my opionion. But what is your defenition of utopia?
For my English class which has just completed The Giver
Dude, how old are you? That book’s recommended grade level is grade 5. But isn’t making up a utopia a little advanced for grade 5’s? This is confusing.
were is vancouver in the poll???
Canucks all the way!!!
woo hooo!!!
good,
but i’ll probebly be overloaded with homework till about hmmmmm, grade 12.
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