Enjoyed that, thanks.
Star Wars Lives!
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If it were not so sad, I would make a joke about why they would want a huge disappointment to be one of the last things they experience in life. But I wouldn’t do that…
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Don’t want to make light of a dying person’s wish but what will be the surprise?
Desert planet but NOT Tatooine.
Ice planet but NOT Hoth.
Cute spunky droid but NOT R2-D2.
Planetoid sized super-weapon but NOT a Death Star.
Black clad villain in a mask with a red lightsaber but NOT Darth Vader.
Millennium Falcon, TIE Fighters, X-Wings, Star Destroyer
Spunky force-sensitive
farm boyscavenger girl long to leavehisher subsistencefarmingscavenging life, finds droid with secret plans to the villain’s dreadDeath StarStarkiller.Refugee from Space Battle also with vital information about the villain’s
Death StarStarkiller finds his way tofarmscavenger camp and meetsfarm boyscavenger girl.Villains destroy everything
farm boyscavenger girl has ever known trying to recover the information.Refugee and
farm boyscavenger girl meet Han and Chewie and fly away fromTatooineJakku in Millennium Falcon.Exposition outlining assault on
Death StarStarkiller.Battle to destroy super-weapon.
Everyone get medals.
Roll credits.
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I like that, again :)
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More new stuff…
http://io9.com/holy-cow-this-international-star-wars-the-force-awake-1740954520
At this point I feel like I am only interested in following the film to confirm my well founded biases and criticisms.
And this trailer more than any of the others really annoys me with the planet/environmental settings. As Frimmel said, desert planet not Tatooine, Ice planet not Hoth, now jungle planet not Endor… its as if the writers feel they have to include all these throwback images and settings to remind people that they are watching Star Wars. It is fan service of the worst sort. And how can anyone get away with this Jakku Tatooine-ripoff? There are freaking moisture vaporators and towns that look exactly like Tatooine. Ridiculous.
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I think it was Tatooine and when they heard the bad feedback they just changed the name. I hear/read “Frak You” every time I see/hear Jakku.
For every cinematic visual there some sort of bouncy framing or vibrations. And what’s with the motion blur in the Falcon rip off from Empire scene?
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The Darth Revan ripoff’s lightsaber is annoying too. Looks like it has fire blades.
I can’t tell if this is going to be a standard thing they are doing for all lightsabers to give them extra ‘character’ or if it’s just for the bad guy. Either way, I think it looks cartoonish. Like a graphic novel on film.
I do have one thing I like though: Poe Dameron. He actually seems like a good character, what little they have shown. He looks the part anyway: Rebel fighter pilot.
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http://www.geek.com/news/settled-new-star-wars-lightsaber-has-exhaust-not-crossguard-blades-1639618/
The article is mostly good, but the official explanation is rather poor. Exhaust? Lightsabers don’t have exhaust. And the metal guards around the crossguard cannot be to protect the bearer from heat… Lightsabers also do not emit heat.
I should say that they didn’t used to have exhaust. Since this movie is canon, I guess they do now.
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Spin. Nothing more than spin. It was in no way that thought out. The hack director with genitalia for a nose did it because it was cool and left everyone else to sort out why.
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Spin. Nothing more than spin. It was in no way that thought out. The hack director with genitalia for a nose did it because it was cool and left everyone else to sort out why.
My thoughts exactly. I hate it when objects or vehicles are designed to look good first with little or no thought to legacy or functionality;leaving it up to others to just make up crap why it is like it is. It’s different in a not-meant -to-be-believable total fantasy, but Star Wars is not that.
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http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/18/10543196/star-wars-the-force-awakens-a-new-hope-nostalgia
No spoilers… but exactly as predicted.
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Aaaannd one more for good measure.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/dec/17/superfan-star-wars-force-awakens-creative
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I’ve been reading more or less “Re-hash of Episode IV with some V and VI thrown in.” Basically a typical JJ movie. Moving to fast to explain anything and so that you hopefully won’t notice the chasms in the story. Grasps for unearned emotion from the audience.
Most seem to like the new girl though but who doesn’t like a slender pretty girl with a posh accent?
On the one hand I’m digging all the justification of my cynicism. On the other it is so terribly sad to be right in this case.
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On the one hand I’m digging all the justification of my cynicism. On the other it is so terribly sad to be right in this case.
True. It could have been a great thing for the Star Wars universe/franchise, but it is sad to think that not just this film, but what proceeds from it, could ruin Star Wars to some degree.
I wonder how long it will take for people in general to realize how hollow this film is. Someone suggested that Disney/Abrams was playing it safe on this film; trying to hit all the correct cues and avoid all of the prequel stumbles. The hypothesis (or hope) was that after this film gains warm acceptance the writers/directors/studio will have the fan’s trust and blessing to actually become creative. I can understand that thought, but I find it hard to believe that it is THE PLAN. I just doubt any studio’s ability to shy away from a formula to make money these days.
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When the TIE fighter got destroyed did a guy in a parachute drop? Disney does this in their cartoons to show nobody can die
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On the one hand I’m digging all the justification of my cynicism. On the other it is so terribly sad to be right in this case.
True. It could have been a great thing for the Star Wars universe/franchise, but it is sad to think that not just this film, but what proceeds from it, could ruin Star Wars to some degree.
I wonder how long it will take for people in general to realize how hollow this film is. Someone suggested that Disney/Abrams was playing it safe on this film; trying to hit all the correct cues and avoid all of the prequel stumbles. The hypothesis (or hope) was that after this film gains warm acceptance the writers/directors/studio will have the fan’s trust and blessing to actually become creative. I can understand that thought, but I find it hard to believe that it is THE PLAN. I just doubt any studio’s ability to shy away from a formula to make money these days.
Studios don’t care if what they put out is good or new or actually creative or even how we feel about it. They care that we pay to see it. So maybe they do care that we at least like it enough to see the next one.
I keep reading a lot of people saying they enjoyed it in the theater but it falls apart on them if they think about it too much. A lot of “wait for the next one.” Product cinema at its finest.
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Never been a Star Wars fan - and did not get beyond the second film - but have read a VERY positive critical review.
My wife may drag me to it ….
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frimmel’s reply #137 nailed it. Just nailed it.
I just got back from the theater. I love Star Wars, and I loved this movie. They copied IV a bit too much, but I figure they’re playing it safe - risky to change too much (all the hate for Episode I).
I love I-VI every one, and now VII. Will buy it as soon as it comes out. Would go to the theater to watch it again, but hesitate because there are so many people there - all the crying, the talking, the noise……
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I keep reading a lot of people saying they enjoyed it in the theater but it falls apart on them if they think about it too much.
I think it all depends on what you want from them. I’ll see what happens after I think about it for awhile. Like I said, though, none of the sins of the first 6 were enough to make me actually dislike them.
Colored laser swords! Space ships! Funny lines! Good guys die sometimes! Force powers! Interesting story! Laser swords! Exotic locations and funny aliens! Space pubs! Laser swords!
See, I got what I wanted, so I am a happy customer.
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