How American are you?

[dezrtfish]

Just for fun, and I think it would be even more fun to see some non americans answers.

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

[dezrtfish]

You Are 88% American

You’re as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

Don’t take it too seriously, I could have scored higher but I was trying to be honest…  I don’t like pale beer :-P

[Pervavita]

drat you beat me by 3%

You Are 85% American

You’re as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

i think what got me was the beer one  :roll: i preffer no beer but the hard stuff, Jack and Russian water (well that’s not too Amarican eather).

sports was a pain, i liked 1 sport out of each catagory but dis like the other. man that one wasn’t fair  :lol:

[Jennifer]

Considering I’m an immigrant from Socialist Russia, I am also 88% American.

Funny thing is, I can integrate into society, but people who have been here for over 20 generations still cannot figure out how to integrate.

[Jennifer]

@Pervavita:

i think what got me was the beer one  :roll: i preffer no beer but the hard stuff, Jack and Russian water

Russian Water is Vodka.

[Weekend Gamer]

Well, I might have exaggerated a little, but not too much . . .

You Are 83% American

You’re as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

[Pervavita]

@Cmdr:

@Pervavita:

i think what got me was the beer one  :roll: i preffer no beer but the hard stuff, Jack and Russian water

Russian Water is Vodka.

I know, but thats not as fun to say

[Jennifer]

Can anyone get anything OTHER then:

You’re as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

I mean seriously, maybe someone should go lie and see what happens!

[Smacktard]

55%

Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there’s no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one’s going to take it away from you!

I then took it like it was the year 2000 and scored 83%.

[Jennifer]

Good to know it isn’t rigged to default to 80 percentile.

[Pervavita]

hear you go  :wink:

You Are 20% American

You’re as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris…
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

[Guest]

You Are 87% American
You’re as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

Dont know how I didn’t get 100%.

[Jennifer]

@Pervavita:

Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

I’d love to go to Gitmo, are you freaking KIDDING me!?!?

10 Hours of sleep at night, at least 8 of which are in a row.  3 Meals a day, at least one of which is at Subway or McDonalds.  All the Satellight Television and books and magazines you could ever want.  Free access to college courses (online only, but so what?)  Free style or organized physical fitness programs, your choice.

Hell, it’s like advance training in the Army, except you have your own room and greater access to resources!  Where in the world do I sign up???  I mean, I don’t get to hang out at the beach, and I have to say Sir and Ma’am a lot, but so the hell what!

[Adlertag]

@Cmdr:

I’d love to go to Gitmo, are you freaking KIDDING me!?!?

…and still the muslim inmates are complaining that they are forced to drink alcohol, eat pork  and have sex ?

In Norway we call that PARTY !!!    :-D

[Adlertag]

Now I am 67 % american, but live in Norway, go figure

[Weekend Gamer]

@Adlertag:

Now I am 67 % american, but live in Norway, go figure

Norway, the 51st state??  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Guest]

I am sure my percentage has declined over the past 20 years…

You Are 73% American
Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there’s no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one’s going to take it away from you!
(Including the United States Government)

I added the parenthetical notation… but it fits better that way :-)

[Jennifer]

@Gamer:

@Adlertag:

Now I am 67 % american, but live in Norway, go figure

Norway, the 51st state??  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No, Durango Mexico is the 51st State.  You can be the 101st State, how about that?  It’s a good number!

[666]

66%.

I think it might have been the cheese question (went with Blue) Love it on a nice salad.

Or the booze question. I like em all but I prefer wine or the hard stuff to beer.

The question’s were pretty weak.

[dezrtfish]

Blue Cheese and wine? :-o

Hand in your papers your now Canadian