The Infantryman’s Creed (United States Army, of course)
I am the Infantry.
I am my country’s strength in war,
her deterrent in peace.
I am the heart of the fight-
wherever, whenever.
I carry America’s faith and honor
against her enemies.
I am the Queen of Battle.
I put the whole first stanza in only so you knew I wasn’t making this up! Also, and maybe this should be in the joke thread, but that’s inconvenient right now:
What is the root word of infantry again? That’s right! INFANT!!! Sorry, I like picking on gropos (ground pounders.) It’s payback for being picked on as a zoomie!