• 2007 AAR League

    How old are you Bean?

  • '18 '17 '16 '11 Moderator

    We are raised not to give it away because historically there were significant consequences for getting pregnant out of wedlock.  Remember, just a few decades ago there was no 15 minute procedure to terminate a pregnancy.  So women became the gate keepers on sexual responsibility.

    Not so true anymore.  Women want it just as much as men.  And even if you pick a bad time, it’s not game over.  It’s just not going to happen that night.


  • I “got lucky” for the first time when I was 11.

    Since that was 27 years ago, I do not remember the details…

    However uninterrupted time in a safe, private and secure location, along with VERY slow, very sensual, and very easy physical tenderness was a major factor for the ones in my mid teens.

    By my late teens, it was brazen and open.


  • So women became the gate keepers on sexual responsibility.

    This reminds me; they keep condoms in the “feminine hygiene” section where I work. It’s hilarious!

    How old are you Bean?

    Um, we’re all children at heart, right?

  • 2007 AAR League

    @Bean:

    So women became the gate keepers on sexual responsibility.

    This reminds me; they keep condoms in the “feminine hygiene” section where I work. It’s hilarious!

    How old are you Bean?

    Um, we’re all children at heart, right?

    So you’re 15?
    :lol: :wink:


  • what does “seks talk” mean anyway?


  • One word: Awkward


  • @Cmdr:

    Who gets turned on sexually by axis and allies!?!?!?

    If anyone, I thought it would be you Jennifer……lol  :lol:


  • @Cmdr:

    We are raised not to give it away because historically there were significant consequences for getting pregnant out of wedlock.  Remember, just a few decades ago there was no 15 minute procedure to terminate a pregnancy.  So women became the gate keepers on sexual responsibility.

    The only consequences were self induced shame inspired by unfound religious beliefs.  And abortions have been around for thousands of years.

    Ok, Bean, here’s how you get a girl to have sex with you:

    Have money, or power, but money is better.
    If not (or additionally) be physically attractive.
    And to a less degree, be funny, interesting, and/or understanding.

    Now, the hard part.  You must be aloof and uninterested.  People, but especially girls, hate it if you don’t give them attention.  Try to steal it for yourself. And don’t forget the badboy image, so get a motorcycle and tattoos. Then they’ll be begging you.

    Step 3, put peg A in slot B.  Remove, repeat.  The end.

  • '19 Moderator

    It’s probably easier to go to Nevada and do it the old fashoned way and pay for it.

  • 2007 AAR League

    yes, thats the easiest.


  • @dezrtfish:

    It’s probably easier to go to Nevada and do it the old fashoned way and pay for it.

    Cheaper in the long run too!
    :evil:


  • @ncscswitch:

    @dezrtfish:

    It’s probably easier to go to Nevada and do it the old fashoned way and pay for it.

    Cheaper in the long run too!
    :evil:

    absolutely.
    As Chef would say
    You don’t pay a woman for sex.  You pay her to leave afterwards!
    I gotta’ say . . . there have been a few awkward moments in the past . . . .


  • So without money, nor power, nor interesting-ness, nor tattoos nor a cool motorcycle, I guess I will end up to be the 40 year old virgin?  :? :-o :-(


  • @Admiral_Thrawn:

    One word: Awkward


  • Nope, then it comes down to your powers of persuasion…
    :evil:


  • You must have been awfully persuasive at age 11, Ike O_O


  • She was just as curious as I :-)

    Also, when a woman is physically persuaded so that the awakened desire of her own body is what is doing the talking… that is ALL it takes.
    (Well, that and a bit of latex protection…)
    :evil:


  • @Bean:

    So without money, nor power, nor interesting-ness, nor tattoos nor a cool motorcycle, I guess I will end up to be the 40 year old virgin?  :? :-o :-(

    At least you got your hand….LOL!!!  :evil:

  • 2007 AAR League

    Sounds like Political Discussion to me …

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