Gigli … really really bad movie.


  • breast men and dead men

    HUH? I thought you loved those fat gansta asses ? Now you turncoat and start with the brestasis? That will require another thread… i thought this gig was about large latin asses? am i wrong?


  • OK now you have done it: you have been warned…

    Music industry man: What kind of song do you want?
    Jennifer Lopez: Something hot and spicy!
    [melody comes on]
    Jennifer Lopez: Spicier.
    [melody changes]
    Jennifer Lopez: Spicier!
    [spicy melody comes on]

    [Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman’s left hand)]
    Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
    Don’t think just because I got a lot of money,
    I’ll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
    Fulfill all your wishes
    with my taco-flavored kisses.

    Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
    Fulfill all your wishes
    with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

    [dialogue]
    Music industry dude: She’s fantastic! Who is she?
    Different music man: Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!
    First guy: That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.
    2nd guy: Yeah, but she’s younger and spicier!
    Jennifer Lopez (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
    2nd guy: I don’t think J-Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl.
    1st guy: No, you’re right. We’re gonna have to fire J-Lo.
    [melody changes]
    Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let’s take it from the top.

    [Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman’s left hand)]
    Baby, let’s make a run for the border,
    I’ve got a hunger only tacos can stop.
    I know exactly what I’ll order
    three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

    [Music industry dude]
    Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit.

    [Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman’s left hand)]
    I need to make a run for the border.
    If you pay, I’ll take off my top.
    Do you remember what I want to order?
    Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

    Yea-ah, and don’t forget the hot sauce, chulo.

    [dialogue]
    Sexy automobile: car driving noises
    Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my hair in your sexy automobile.
    Ben Affleck: Let’s spend the whole day together!
    [romantic music comes on]

    [Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman’s left hand)]
    Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.
    So spectacularrr in every way.
    You bring light into my life, Ben.
    You almost make me forget all about…tacoos!
    Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
    (camera noises in background)
    I love you, Ben, you almost make me forget about…tacoooos.

    [dialogue]
    Sexy automobile: car driving noises
    Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to tell you something. I…I think I love you.
    Jennifer Lopez: Oh, I love you too, Ben! But…
    Ben Affleck: But what?
    Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the large (BUTT)?
    Sexy automobile: car stopping noises
    Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you have so much more going on…up here.
    Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben…
    Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I kiss you?
    Eric Cartman: NO!!
    Jennifer Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, kiss me!
    Eric Cartman: Aw, (BOB) (DARN) it!
    Jen and Ben make out
    Eric Cartman: Aw, aw, dude!
    Ben Affleck: Mmm, just like tacos.
    Jennifer Lopez: Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben.
    Ben Affleck: You’re so hot, baby.
    Jennifer Lopez: I make you hot, Ben?
    Ben Affleck: Mm, yeah.
    making out continues
    Ben Affleck: Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!
    pants unzip, noises occur
    Jennifer Lopez: Yes…
    Ben Affleck: Oh, (BOB), Jenny!
    Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, my darling!
    Ben Affleck: Oh! Oh! (continues)
    Eric Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that’s it, we’re leaving now!
    Ben Affleck: But I love her!
    Jennifer Lopez: Ben!
    Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, I’ll call you!
    Jennifer Lopez: I love you, Ben!
    [music comes on]

    [Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman)]
    Ooh, baby, baby, can I have your tacos?
    Those tacos sure look good!
    I’m just Jenny from the hood!
    Ooh, can I have your tacos?
    Ooh, I–
    Oh, stop, stop!
    (music stops)
    What the (HECK) is wrong with you!?
    You chulos can’t even keep a beat!
    I deserve better than this!
    I am Hennifer Hlopez!
    Where’s my water?
    Not Evian, Deligrino you stupid (WITCH)!!
    (music industry man whimpers)


  • But IL, it is rare to not have one of those “ghetto booties” on a woman who is not also stacked and racked!  The two kind of go together…  Yes, there are exceptions, just like there are the “crack ho” exceptions for thin women who are built  like Paris Hilton.

    Hopefully not too graphic for this board, but I don;t want bruises afterwards from repeated hard contact with an exposed hip bone.

    Soft, Sensual, Sexual, Voluptuous.

    No size 28+, no size 0, 1, 3.  Just talking the average American built woman… a size 14/16, and the next few sizes up for some additional flesh on the chest, butt and hips.

    Tell you what IL… I’ll leave you all of the size 6 and under.  I’ll take everything 14 to 22.  But I am going to have a LOT more women with a LOT better curves, and almost all of them with natural chests.  While you will have a bunch of anorexic, silicone and saline, addicted to dieting, narccicistic little OC girls.

    I think I’ll have a LOT more fun :-)


  • Yes, I concur.  Gigli is a very bad movie.  However, there is worse, so I don’t know what the fuss is about.  And “bad” seems to be the modus operandi for any tv or movie production as of late - there are exceptions, and I’m glad for them.

    Now, for the subtheme of this thread:

    Too picky…every one of you…

    If she’s a woman, I’m already in love.  :-D

    But, I must say, the extra weight accumulated in pregnancy that tends to remain post-partum is quite a  delight.  So, at the moment I get to enjoy a curvaceous, yet slim young lady.


  • @Jermofoot:

    But, I must say, the extra weight accumulated in pregnancy that tends to remain post-partum is quite a  delight.  So, at the moment I get to enjoy a curvaceous, yet slim young lady.

    It is especially nice when the “Titty Fairy” shows up and adds a couple of cup sizes :-D


  • Dude…we are so going to be in lockdown shortly.  Gotta enjoy this while we can!  :evil:

    I sense the force…something is upon us…


  • No size 28+, no size 0, 1, 3.  Just talking the average American built woman… a size 14/16, and the next few sizes up for some additional flesh on the chest, butt and hips.

    Tell you what IL… I’ll leave you all of the size 6 and under.  I’ll take everything 14 to 22.  But I am going to have a LOT more women with a LOT better curves, and almost all of them with natural chests.  While you will have a bunch of anorexic, silicone and saline, addicted to dieting, narccicistic little OC girls.

    Damn you’re explicit!!!


  • you can stick to the fat girls all you want. ill stay with the girls who can see their feet.


  • ill stay with the girls who can see their feet

    Exactly!.. another rule: don’t go out with girls that can pin you down by sitting on you… or girls that weigh more than you.


  • less than 130 lbs, under 5 ft 10 in and NOT blonde.

    Is that two picky?


  • I am surprised that you didn’t use “three picky”, as you have three qualifiers.


  • now your being picky.


  • you’re


  • I knew that was coming, I almost posted that response myself.
    :wink:


  • My point is proven!!! Now lets see, what did I spell rong there? :mrgreen:


  • I think F_alk’s just toying with you now.

    I used to be somewhat of a grammarphile and hated it when people didn’t use correct grammar and spelling.  Nowadays, if I can understand what you wrote, I don’t worry about it.  But to answer your question:

    let’s & wrong

    :-P

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