adolph nuttin up :)
Chuck Norris
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@Subotai:
I think Chuck Norris should be replaced by Jack Bauer. Just my “imo”.
Donald > Keifer
Really, he’s named after a yogurt drink. How hardcore is that?
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Chuck Norris can start a fire with 2 blocks of ice.
Some people wear Superman PJs Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs.
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This was funny seven years ago…
And guess what…
It’s still funny. :-D
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whats the only word that rhymes with “orange”? Chuck Norris
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Japan surrendered in '45 because they heard the U.S. was going to drop Chuck Norris on Tokyo.
Macbooks are made out of Chuck Norris’s skin cells.
“Semper Fidelis” is Latin for, “Chuck Norris.”
“Chuck Norris” is English for, “Get down!”
Chuck Norris was your daddy… twice.
The United States Military mines Titanium from Chuck Norris’s teeth.
The U.S. needs only one ally: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t accept whining… ever.
We can’t find Osama because Chuck Norris already got him.Nobody messes with Chuck. Except Jason Bourne. Sorry. I believe there is one better. :-D
GG
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CHUCK NORRIS PUT THE LAUGHTER IN MANSLAUGHTER :-D
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Ya you better not _uck with Chuck!
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For all you Chuck fans. :-D
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Some of the facts are pretty good. I see a few that are already listed above.
A couple of my favorites:
- The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- When Chuck Norris says “More cowbell”, he MEANS it.
- Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot – and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
Too many other to list here, check out the link.
Keep your stick on the ice
Panzer
(Or in Chuck’s case, keep the foot in the face.) :-D -
Keep your stick on the ice
Are you a hockey player?
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Technoviking and Chuck Norris should fight for world domination.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4&feature=fvw
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Originals:
The U.S. Government doesn’t need to wiretap. Chuck Norris already knows everything about you.
The truth is sometimes hard to swallow. That’s why Chuck Norris Round House kicked it into little bite sized pieces.
Any NFL Football Team can trade all their draft picks for Chuck Norris.GG
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@Brain:
Keep your stick on the ice
Are you a hockey player?
Yes, well I actually played hockey with a league for 7 years, but have not been playing much of late, getting a little older now. Its a well used Canadian saying. :-D
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What the heck was that I just watched on you tube?
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Chuck Norris gave the kid that sees dead people AIDS.
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Chuck Norris gave the kid that sees dead people AIDS.
Like I said what the heck was that I watched on you tube?
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I’ve heard that Chuck Norris defeated Bruce Lee in a friendly match, but I’m not so sure that he would do it if it was serious…
But that is not what this thread is about…or what…?
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@Subotai:
But that is not what this thread is about….or what…?
If you’re honestly asking that I’m fairly surprised you’re not currently being Round-housed to the face…… :wink:
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@Brain:
Chuck Norris gave the kid that sees dead people AIDS.
Like I said what the heck was that I watched on you tube?
Keyboard Cat meme. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyboard_Cat
@Subotai:
I’ve heard that Chuck Norris defeated Bruce Lee in a friendly match, but I’m not so sure that he would do it if it was serious…
Way of the Dragon?
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Way of the Dragon?
Been many years since I saw the movie so I can’t recall, but I’ve heard (from anonymous source) that it was a training match/exercise kind of thing.
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