“Oh, this is the biggest one I ever had. You hear that Elizabeth? I’m coming to join you honey.”
Aunt Esther: Who you calling Ugly Sucka?
Fred Sanford: I’m calling you ugly. You so ugly I could press your face into some dough and make some gorilla cookies.
Fred Sanford: On behalf of Elizabeth, would you care for something to eat?
Aunt Esther: Oh I wouldn’t mind a little snack.
Fred Sanford: Son, go in the kitchen and fix your Aunt Esther a fish-head sandwich!
Fred Sanford: Ain’t you got some work to do, Oleo?
Julio: The name is Julio, Mr. Stanford.
Fred Sanford: It’s “Sanford”, Julio.
Julio: Okay, then.
Fred Sanford: Why don’t you clean your yard up? Go take a bath. Go milk your goat.
Julio: I did all that this morning, man.
Fred Sanford: Well, why don’t you go back to Puerto Rico?
Julio: Mr. Sanford, I told you. I come from New York City. And I can live in any 50 states that I want.
Fred Sanford: Well, how about Alaska? That’s a state.