• “Oh, this is the biggest one I ever had. You hear that Elizabeth? I’m coming to join you honey.”

    Aunt Esther: Who you calling Ugly Sucka?
    Fred Sanford: I’m calling you ugly. You so ugly I could press your face into some dough and make some gorilla cookies.

    Fred Sanford: On behalf of Elizabeth, would you care for something to eat?
    Aunt Esther: Oh I wouldn’t mind a little snack.
    Fred Sanford: Son, go in the kitchen and fix your Aunt Esther a fish-head sandwich!

    Fred Sanford: Ain’t you got some work to do, Oleo?
    Julio: The name is Julio, Mr. Stanford.
    Fred Sanford: It’s “Sanford”, Julio.
    Julio: Okay, then.
    Fred Sanford: Why don’t you clean your yard up? Go take a bath. Go milk your goat.
    Julio: I did all that this morning, man.
    Fred Sanford: Well, why don’t you go back to Puerto Rico?
    Julio: Mr. Sanford, I told you. I come from New York City. And I can live in any 50 states that I want.
    Fred Sanford: Well, how about Alaska? That’s a state.


  • A few more quotes popped up while Angel and I were eating dinner…

    #1  “Sorry Sir, the band-aid was holding the fingernail on.”
    #2  “Sir, he’s dead already.”
    #3  “‘If the cash is there, we do not care.’  What kind of life philosophy is that?!”
    #4  “First in Alaska, then invading steadilly southward there were reports of a new species… the [name of movie]”

    MASSIVE bonus points for the last one!


  • Well, thread is apparently dead, so here are the last answers…

    #1  Down Periscope (a GREAT movie, very funny)
    #2  Star Trek 2, The Wrath of Khan
    #3  Deep Rising
    #4  The Killer Shrews (and INCREDIBLE mid-century “B” sci-fi movie, right up there with the Giant Gila Monster!)


  • Those were two difficult… and i dont watch those kind of movies. Only war movies, documentarys, and black exploitation comedy… :mrgreen:


  • I hope the thread’s not dead, because I’ve enjoyed it!

    But here are my final answers in case you’re right.

    The “Party Time” line is from The Mask.
    The “Somethin’ Orange” line is from UHF.

    And here’s some harmless jokes while I’m at it:

    Q:  Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

    Q:  What do you call a fly with no wings?

    Q:  Why did the little tug boat leave home?


  • Failed Al Qaeda Recruiting Posters

    1. “Be Allah you can be”

    2. “Aim Low”

    3. “An Army of None”

    4. “The Few……”

    5. “Martyrs have more fun”

    6. “Virgins…we got Virgins!!”

    7. “Free Camouflage Turbans…sign up today!”

    8. “Uncle oSAMa wants you”


  • @Imperious:

    Failed Al Qaeda Recruiting Posters

    1. “Be Allah you can be”

    2. “Aim Low”

    3. “An Army of None”

    4. “The Few……”

    5. “Martyrs have more fun”

    6. “Virgins…we got Virgins!!”

    7. “Free Camouflage Turbans…sign up today!”

    8. “Uncle oSAMa wants you”

    :lol: “Be Allah you can be” :lol:


  • And the answers are…

    Q:  Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
    A:  Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
    Q:  What do you call a fly with no wings?
    A:  A walk.
    Q:  Why did the little tug boat leave home?
    A:  Because he found out that his father was a ferry!

    :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


  • @AgentOrange:

    And the answers are…

    Q:  Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
    A:  Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
    Q:  What do you call a fly with no wings?
    A:  A walk.
    Q:  Why did the little tug boat leave home?
    A:  Because he found out that his father was a ferry!

    :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

    That was not an earthquake or a terrorist attack you just heard.  That was me groaning :-P


  • I’ve come to expect responses like that one…  :-D


  • @ncscswitch:

    #4  The Killer Shrews (and INCREDIBLE mid-century “B” sci-fi movie, right up there with the Giant Gila Monster!)

    i bought both those movies, they came on the same dvd. go it for $3.50. :-D

    ill throw a few more qoutes out there and see if anyone bites…
    1.)Say hello to my stinky friend!
    2.) Double baco cheeseburger, its for a cop.
    3.) Only someone like wonderwoman would have a strong enough utris to carry supermans baby.
    4.) This is a simple game, you catch the ball, you throw the ball and you hit the ball!
    5.) Ill just let the snakes out, it will keep the kids ocupided for hours (this quote is a little off im sure)
    6.) Thats it, no more kitchen scraps for leapers and orphins, no more mearciful beheadings, and call off christmas!
    7.) Size matters not
    8.) Dad
        what
            Dad
              what
                  the floors on fire
    9.) This is my rifle, there are many others like…
    10.) These are not polite sugestions, but codes which every man of every faith can abide by, and if you do not obey them then one day you will trun around and see we three, and we will send you to what ever god you want. (this qoute might be alittle off too.)


  • I’l just go with the ones I know:

    3 is Mallrats
    6 is Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
    7 is Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
    8 is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
    9 is Full Metal Jacket

    I was pretty sure the “Size matters not” line could easily be from somewhere else too…


  • And here’s one I’m sure SOMEONE will get; I just think it’s a great line:

    Hey there big guy!  You a golfer?
      Hats… for bats.
    Yeeaah… What’s your handicap?
      Keep bats warm……  Gracias.
    Whoa, amigo, hiya.  You can’t j……  You’re welcome.

    :-D


  • #5 is National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation

    Orange’s new one is Major League


  • @AgentOrange:

    And here’s one I’m sure SOMEONE will get; I just think it’s a great line:

    Hey there big guy!  You a golfer?
      Hats… for bats.
    Yeeaah… What’s your handicap?
      Keep bats warm……  Gracias.
    Whoa, amigo, hiya.  You can’t j……  You’re welcome.

    :-D

    Major League I i think.
    With Charlie Sheen as Wild Thing.


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    2. Super Troopers

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