@cystic:
"she’s Married?!?! Did i just s**t myself?!?!
Speaking of Custer
Didja’ hear the one about:
a wealthy history buff commissions a painting
“i want Custer’s last thoughts on the canvas. Paint it just like you were there, reading Custer’s mind”
Several weeks later, the painting is brought before the buyer. He is shocked to see a number of naked native people in various very sexual poses. In the middle is a large fish with a halo over its’ head.
“what the hell is this?” the history buff asked?
“well, it’s like you asked - you wanted Custer’s last thoughts! I imagined it was something like:
holy mackeral - where did all of these f**king indians come from?”
LOL
Love it CC!
