oh man, rough. coming from nebraska, i can understand that pain. never had the piss, but pig shit flying out onto your car aint fun either, but at least the smell was contained to outside the car.
I fixed that just for you. Not that you have noticed….ya know, that’s almost as bad as when my husband fails to notice I got a new haircut.
The babymomma would never notice when I shaved my face. Even when she saw me with facial hair before I went into the shower, and none when immediately when I came out. Always had to ask if I shaved.
Yeah, there are different ways to make that cut.
Some say Columbus, some say Fall of Byzantine…. I don’t think that you can make that up on one event. It happened around 1500, that’s good enough for me :)