Syria May Expel Some Iraqi's (US officials say) -AP

still here, though i am finding it difficult to get to a computer and check up on the site.

@TM: Be nice to Sir Horten! The Komet is a fine looking plane, and I am sure anyone would love to fly one… Everyone would want to fly a Komet!!??? Yeah, right. Only if they’re planning on committing suicide. @TM: You are just mad that you couldn’t think of something better first. Yes, why don’t I buy bmbs every turn? I’m sure that’s real inventive. What genius plot do you have in store next, why don’t I build battleships every turn? Oh wait, you already tried that!

hey zooey? where do you live, im presently in chattanooga but im from kingston

Sorry, but I don’t know. I heard it on a local radio station. If I remember correctly the talk show host(who chats about the days news that he thinks is important) didn’t say. That is one thing that pisses me off about a lot of talk show hosts! From Limbaugh to the local guys, they seem to give us news without a source. A newspaper might be mentioned once, but when you are not from that town or country, and you don’t recognize/recall it(unless it is the New York Times/Washington Post.) A survey is quoted but no organization or website to folow-up. GRRRRR!!!

@Gargantua: My turn!

3 Friends who loved golf were on the golf course having a good time.  A storm came in and struck all 3 down with lightning killing them. In the afterlife all 3 found themselves on a prestine golf course loaded with ducks.  A booming voice announced to them “Your reward for having lived such good lives is that you shall know heaven as being this golf course, the only rule here is that THALL SHALL NOT STEP ON THE DUCKS!” One of the friends asked “why not”? DO NOT QUESTION ME! - and suddenly God was gone. A hundred years pass and the friends have a great time playing golf, but inevitably one accidently steps on a duck.  God Swoops down from the heavens with a hidiously ugly woman who he chains to the man and says “This is how you will spend the rest of eternity”.  And than they are gone. The two remaining friends look at each other and say “Shit, DON’T STEP ON THE DUCKS!” Being extra careful they play golf for a 1000 years, but unfortunately one of them does step on a duck.  God swoops down and grabs him up and chains him to a woman x1000 times worse than the first and says to him “this is how you will spend the rest of eternity!” The last guy is paranoid as hell not to step on a duck.  10,000 years go by and he NEVER steps on a duck.  Still, God comes down and swoops him up.  But this time he chains him to the most drop dead, cum in your pants, hot girl you have ever seen - and than flies away. Dumbfounded the guy tells the girl 'Wow, I don’t know what I did to deserve this". She responds “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck”.