I knew this was going to be Monty Python, but figured it would be from “And Now for Something Completely Different”.
What the USA Can Do to Save the World . . .
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How about the US gives up Alaska to Canada? :wink:
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Sure, I hope the polar bears eat you alive! :wink:
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How about the US gives up Alaska to Canada? :wink:
Well, okay but Canada only gets the bottom half.
We need to give the rest back to Russia. That will help their economy and add a couple more time zones to their tally. :)Oh, but you can keep all the Inuit. we don’t want to brek up a matching set. :P
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“Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed.
If I fail, no one will say, ‘She doesn’t have what it takes.’
They will say, ‘Women don’t have what it takes.’” - Clare Boothe LuceNah! They already say that! they’ll say, ‘She’s a ditz.’ - Xi
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@TG:
Sure, I hope the polar bears eat you alive! :wink:
Actually, in the far north of my province (REALLY FAR) are polar bears that run amuck around some of our northern towns etc. I’m sure we can handle some panzy American polar bears.
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American Panzer Bears!
:o Whoa, man, far out! - Xi
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“The office of government is not to confer happiness,
but to give men opportunity to work out happiness
for themselves.” - William E. ChanningHey, that’s not Democratic. - Xi
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Actually, in the far north of my province (REALLY FAR) are polar bears that run amuck around some of our northern towns etc. I’m sure we can handle some panzy American polar bears.
Ha, just you watch! Don’t bother runnin’ - you’ll just die tired. 8)
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Hey! Canada joined NORAD in order to help the Americans in the cold War. The least you guys could do is give us the entire state of Alaska.
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Eh, Canada is big enough as it is. :wink:
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Hey! Canada joined NORAD in order to help the Americans in the cold War. The least you guys could do is give us the entire state of Alaska.
Why would we give you Alaska? We need the oil up there…
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I think w’ll setal for Hawi then :D
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@TG:
Eh, Canada is big enough as it is. :wink:
Why does hte Untied States need a piece of land that isn’t attached to it anyway? It would look much nicer as part of Canada. You cna make Guam or Puerto Rico a state so you’ll still have 50 or make District of Columbia a state.
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Like I said, the oil reserves up there in Alaska will prove invaluable in the future…
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If you wont give it up, we’ll take it by force! 2 quick thrusts, one to Washington and one into Alaska should make a war against the Americans quick, especially since hte 49th parallel is the longest undefended border in the world. Little to no resistance and theentire country shall fall!
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heh… try saying that to the Missile silos in Montana…
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those dusty ones pointed at Moscow?
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If you wont give it up, we’ll take it by force! 2 quick thrusts, one to Washington and one into Alaska should make a war against the Americans quick, especially since hte 49th parallel is the longest undefended border in the world. Little to no resistance and theentire country shall fall!
Haha! You wish… :lol:
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How about a trade. Oil and Alaska for beer…
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Hell, I’d give 'em California for free beer!
No offense to you T6!
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Yeah FM and D:S - as tho’ those states are worth anything close to our beer.
In fact, i think for us to take California and all those crazy people, you’d have to give us something - like Alaska and Hawaii. -
They would NEED california to produce enough beer for Americans!
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