What do we do with witches?
BURN THEM!!!
And what do we burn apart from witches?
MORE WITCHES!!! <clonk>Wood!</clonk>
So, why do witches burn?
……Be…Because…Because theyre made of, wood?
GOOD! So how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of 'er!
Ah, but can we not also build bridges out of stone?
ah yea, forgot about that…
Tell me, does wood sink in water?
No…NO it floats! it floats! Throw 'er into the pond!
What else floats in water?
-cherries!
-churches, churches!
-gr…gravy!
-apples!
-very small rocks!
A duck!
EXactly. So, Logically…
…If she…weighs the same…as a duck…then shes made of wood?
And therefore…
….A WITCH!!! A WITCH!!! BURN HER!!!
We shall use my largest scales
…Im just getting started here, you may have unleashed a monster you cannot contain :mrgreen: