Posts made by seancb

I will try again with the reverse purchases of Arty first.

Well, it was the intervention of the Axis dice gods. I got variance smoked on a calculated 94% win for R in E. Poland and it crumbled. I got diced and the wheels fell off this thing. To me this means one bit of bad dice variance and you’re toast. Which is the case in most games, but this was painful. I held off till round 10 but with R struggling after the dicing there was no hope.

So i tried this today on Triple A. Went all mechs R1, then all arty R2, it was a G3 DOW. I had Finland, Norway, Romania. So i’ve gotten some good paydays and this has allowed the US and UK to begin to bug Germany on the West Coast. i’ve enjoyed this so far and at the onset of turn 6(where we currently saved) Germany has made no progress other than recapturing Norway and taking Leningrad and Archangel which Archangel will be easily recaptured. Ukraine, W Ukraine, Bryansk, Smolensk and everything east still under heavy guard and threat.

I like this so far. I will post additional updates as we continue.

After reading such insightful dissertations, as well as the recorded opinions of the persons on record here, I wanted to create an addendum to be included at the end of the declarations.
I have still come to the conclusion that, EVEN IF the burden of proof as listed in these threads is shown to be true, the flip is still ruled to be CRUEL AND UNUSUAL to the victor.

That being said, the flipper is subject to any and all punishments meted out by the victor(s).
Including but not limited to the following:

1. Bitch slap
2. Ear punch
3. Throat grab
4. Roundhouse kick to the head
5. Groin strikes
6. Rectal stuffing as listed by myself
7. Temporary or Permanent Banishment from play group - to be used only if said flipper is not a close friend and an interloper you met on AxisandAllies.org Find Players
8. In extreme cases, the flipper may be subject to a series of Lord Curtmungus’s special reprogramming sessions.

I have personally never swiped the board. My best friend however got so pissed off once that he decided to slam the table so hard it disrupted all the pieces to the point of no recovery. After about 14 hours of gameplay had been invested.

I simply looked at him and said the following, “If you do that again, I will shove every one of these pieces, chips, dice and finally the game board up your…” Well you know what word I used. It rhymes with gas.

So, no, I don’t believe anyone has the right to demolish the game board win or lose.

S…

might i also suggest our suggested poor boy table. Take a piece of 8X10 plywood and screw it to the top of the plastic table. Much more room to play.
https://www.axisandallies.org/forums/topic/29375/table-space-for-global/12

that cat looked dangerous!!!

@SS-GEN there is not attack. he has laid down the gauntlet. In our part of the world (Texas), one of two things going to happen now.

You must accept the challenge or resign in shame and wear a pink sequined leopard print skirt with a lime green tube top, leather boots optional for red shiny high heels.

My wife has some you can borrow if you need some.

S

you two girls need to kiss and make up. I’ll take either one of you on at Triple A. i have no fear. win or lose you will suffer mental anguish at my hands! bwahahhahaha

on a serious note: SS you are being a punk by not accepting his challenge. Triple A is great for live games and you can always save in case your “lovemaking session” continues past the allotted time.

SB

F*ck around that was funny dude! You made my day man! Thank you, I was having a real $hitty one too cause of the news I got yesterday at work.
Sean…

We will also be hosting our own Terror Drome in what we call the Battle of the Border, held about quarterly to semi annually in Laredo, TX.

Evenings hard due to the older kid and baby. maybe a Saturday morning we can launch one off for a few hours. At least until the wife starts griping!

The World at War series from the BBC circa 1970’s. Like 12 discs. Maybe 40’hours. I don’t know. Been a while since I watched it. I got it on Amazon

Ichabod. I will be in the lobby at 0800 central USA time. Ready for ya! Unless a save shows up first. Damn it won’t stop raining here!

We have game week. No kids or wives allowed. Always at my single buddy’s house. Starts on Wednesday or Thursday ends Sunday. We can usually play 2. First day starts around 1400. Second day grinds from 0900 to about 0200 each day depending on alcohol consumption.

I always want to play the best. To be good, you gotta play the good ones. Steal their tricks, and use em against them. I also like to look through the old games posted here. I don’t see any devastating Axis plays that we haven’t already tried. What I do see is a lack of good allied counters.

You need to take your meds man. It’s just a game. My challenge still stands. Come school me Obi Wan. Oyster did show up today. Alas, I had already started a game. I hope he comes to play tomorrow. As for you Minivan, I’ll play you next. See you round ladies!
Sean

I about pi$$ed myself laughing. This has all been worth it. Maybe some day you’ll bring your self to Texas and we can set up a game of Risk or Candyland for you there Minivan
Sean

Wow?! I set down a challenge, and I all receive is an underhanded insult about my play level. The only game I play against the AI is Eastern Front. It has some of the best XML code written by Veqryn.

I’ll only address your insult because I want you to know my skill level.
I’ve been playing 1940 since it was released. We got the Pacific version first then the Europe version when it was released. That being said I’m not sure how you could have much more experience than myself. I’ve been playing some iteration of this game since 1991. I’ve also played World in Flames, ASL and all the other grognard type games. So, no I’m not some noob.

The challenge still stands. I’m not a troll, so this will be the last time I call your A&A Girl Scout division to the table.
Sean…

Everyone is so touchy. I love it. @Oyster. Your on bud. Find me on Triple A tomorrow. Same screen name. I don’t have to hide behind an alias. PM me if you want. We can play a networked game directly. Anytime little fella. You won’t be beating anyone’s ass especially mine. Never seen you in the Triple A lobby. Unless you got some other name there keyboard tiger.
Sean

I’m usually lurking around Triple A on most days as it helps pass the time at work when you just babysit machines all day. I’ll run my piehole until someone shuts it. So put on your big boy panties and look me up, PM me when you want to play a game. Maybe we don’t get it all in one setting but we can save and finish later. I think about 12 hours of game play would do it for either side.
I’ll be waiting.
PS: I don’t really care if I win or lose, I play for fun, but I’m ready to put this myth to bed that the Allies can’t win without a huge bid. I’ll take 16 which is about normal for our group. Come and destroy me if you can bud.

one more thing, I’ll take a 16 bid

I’m not buying this. This looks like a pump and pray to kill Moscow. Killing Moscow is not the end of the game. I think I’d like to see someone defeat me with this all in BS strategy. Then maybe I’ll understand. SMFH Doh!
I don’t really believe this crap. You guys must play some real noobs in this league. My challenge stands. I have the same screen name on Triple A. Anytime, any bot. Just slap my @$$ when you think your going to beat me down with this strategy. No, I don’t play by email. You play live or don’t play. Adieu, adieu ladies.
S…

the only strategy the allies have is time. if they can make it to round 8 usually round 9 the axis dont win ever. maybe you get the outlier once in a while. any allied player worth his/her salt should not make stupid moves. i’m still confused about what these killer Axis strategies look like. maybe someone will enlighten me and kick my ass and show me i’m dumb.

again no one can tell my why Axis is so dominant. some one needs to explain this to me i guess. maybe i’m just a noob as you say.