Posts made by Janus1

Happy Holidays to All!  :mrgreen:

maybe, but then your still in the australian outback, less safe then connecticut (well, at least parts of connecticut)  :mrgreen:

You take God out of the equation and suddenly you have astronomers saying the sun revolves around the earth and that the moon is a goddess and that the world is flat.

The official policy of the Catholic Church was sun revolves around the flat earth, for a long time

and last i checked, its hard to believe in a moon as a goddess if you dont believe in a God…oh wait, your version of God is reasonable, but anything else is crackpot…right…

i have a pair of silk pants. theyre part of a pajama set from china. I only put them on when im feeling really pimp  :mrgreen:

as i understand it, kramer (michael richards) isnt much of a stand-up comedian- meaning he doesnt have much experience at it. he’s an actor turned stand-up comedian, usually its the other way around, and stand-up comedians would know how to handle hecklers. that said, still rude.

Ok if I show up with a bag of weed??

only if its to my place, with the express stipulation that we finish it, and whatever ive got as well…

I agree, who cares?

Borat=funny but overrated
Casino Royale=might be seeing it tonight…

Then I guess you are going to see Bobby…let me know how it is, it seems interesting, but i dont want to waste my time and money if its going to suck  :mrgreen:

Ill bet your Gay!

Well, according to your tally its got 3 points, so how many does a movie need in your point system to warrant going to see it?  :-D

:mrgreen:

Theres a good movie! Haven’t seen it nearly as many times as Holy Grail, but Ive been watching Holy Grail since before I can remember.

Feisty, this one is…  cool

:-D Nah, Ive just seen the movie so many times, Ive committed much of it to memory.  :mrgreen:

Are you suggesting that you know the film better than I?

Not at all…If I say that it was one very, then it damn well was…go watch it yourself you yellow bastard, and take what’s coming to ya…

Oh snap…
you did NOT just correct my monty python quoting!

<takes off=“” glove=“”>SLAP!

BEDEMIR:  What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:  Bread!
VILLAGER #2:  Apples!
VILLAGER #3:  Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1:  Cider!
VILLAGER #2:  Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1:  Cherries!
VILLAGER #2:  Mud!
VILLAGER #3:  Churches – churches!
VILLAGER #2:  Lead – lead!

http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty/films/MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail

pwned!  :mrgreen:

Ha, just kidding, looking at the script, I did make a few errors, but NOT the one you said!  :evil:</takes>

What do we do with witches?
BURN THEM!!!
And what do we burn apart from witches?
MORE WITCHES!!! <clonk>Wood!</clonk>
So, why do witches burn?
……Be…Because…Because theyre made of, wood?
GOOD! So how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of 'er!
Ah, but can we not also build bridges out of stone?
ah yea, forgot about that…
Tell me, does wood sink in water?
No…NO it floats! it floats! Throw 'er into the pond!
What else floats in water?
-cherries!
-churches, churches!
-gr…gravy!
-apples!
-very small rocks!
A duck!
EXactly. So, Logically…
…If she…weighs the same…as a duck…then shes made of wood?
And therefore…
….A WITCH!!! A WITCH!!! BURN HER!!!
We shall use my largest scales

…Im just getting started here, you may have unleashed a monster you cannot contain  :mrgreen:

Jen- Mary took her ball and left, like switch said, but after both she AND you degenerated into posting ad hominems and just generally arguing like children. she left after making a big point of it, you wised up and toned down the attacks, but lets not deny blame here…

GET ON WITH IT!!!

What does he do, nibble your bum?