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Just remember that there are only three methods Doctors have to “cure” you.

They can burn you.
They can poison you.
They can cut you.

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Meanwhile, sometimes pills are necessary, but you know what?  The Army taught me that 90% of your health problems could be cured if you drank double the recommended water per day. (AMA recommendation of course, which is 64 ounces of water over 12 hours.)  Personally, I drink between 4 and 6 liters of water and here’s the results:

Cholesterol way down.  (Even my good cholesterol.)
Blood Pressure down to normal
Loosing weight
Less Hungery
No more allergies
Easier to breathe while working out vigorously
No more dry mouth
General good feeling throughout the day, no highs or lows.
Harder to get sick, faster to recover from getting sick.

Yea, I’d say good ol H2O is the best thing to happen to mankind since the dawn of man when it comes to health and well being.

@Jermofoot:

I didn’t know it was illegal to live in one state and have a license plate from another, at least under certain circumstances.  I call BS on that part.  You can buy a car from someone in another state, and have the license plate until it needs to be renewed.

Actually no.  I most states you are required by law to transfer the pate within 30 days of your change of residence.  This is usually not strongly enforced, except in states where Property Tax is levied on vehicles.  There they tend to be a bit picky about it since it means cash for the government coffers.

@El:

You’d almost think Jennifer was a conservative! 😄

Almost.  🙂

I view myself as a patriot.  I love my country, I was willing to give my life for my country, TWICE, I lost 80% of the use of my left leg in defense  of this country, I destroyed 3 vertebrea in support of this country, and I’ll vote for any ignoramous I think will slash government spending.

Think that might make me libertarian….

the press turned it into more than a hack job.  They might of been honest but the media was to fired up to bash on the white house, any showing of responsibility would have been suicide. Without the media storm it might of happened, but the media was waiting and drooling for the chance to try and run out whoever they could.

P.s. switch, i will post the rules but i’m still not sure about some aspects of doing it.  check the silly post again.

To me, chili does not include spaghetti.  That’s just a Yankee thing to do.  🙂

Yep it was pretty much like the movie, characters and all.

for the most part I like 'em - except it adds A LOT of complication & new stuff to the game. (Stalinist paranoia and the China rules, for example). Being sort-of opposed to IC’s in general and the somewhat long-ish ranges that fighters can potentially have, I gobbled up those rules pretty quickly. …mostly though, I borrowed a lot of the ideas to make simpler versions of these rules.

You can get the one form Sean Hannity’s site if you want the red and blue only map.  But you said you did not think the one that was just “red” whehter 501% or 99.9% was valid.

Mussolini made the trains run on time. The rest of that made no sence… sorry.

http://store.auctionaticstore.com/closeouts.html

The net, malls 'n shopping centers know me 'n mine as “closeout shoppers.”

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@El:

@Jennifer:

Why not just upload one?  You can also select them from a list if you don’t like yours.

Cuz idowanna.
@Imperious:

Yea why don’t you use Jennifers instead?  😄

Great idee!  'cept for the additional time itid take me to print a copy, take it to a pro to enlarge to 36"X24" for a wall poster,  then bring it home, take a digipic to make a screensaver out’n it, too.

By that time my wife would found out’n kilt me!

I can send you a larger version.  The original JPG is 7X10"

And I didn’t start that thread!

I think it’s all symbolic.
The true sign is that Israel will be drowned in peat.  Or Bushmill’s, I can’t tell.

Everyone who flies knows that the airlines are extremely tight - especially American ones.  I"m not an American, and i even know that when flying to/through the States you gotta’ watch your P’s and Q’s.  She’s just a stupid dummy.

Saw a nitwork news broadcast within the last four days which had the mayor of a large Middle East city(I thought in S Lebanon.) holding small ball bearings blasted from a bomb.  It killed peeps.  The film footage showed a coupla street signs blasted fulla holes.  I thought the mayor spoke, but was dubbed over with news commentary or translation.

Now I read this article…

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2006/7/24/154609.shtml?s=lh

Damn!  I cannot keep this hsit straight…or somebody got a story wrong…or ona Herbollah’s rockets was a lil off course…or I have information overload(TMI.)

Anyone else see and recall the news story??

@nwitch:

Global Cooling was heavilly covered in scientific papers in the 1970’s, so no need to fictionalize it.

As for devolution… also already covered in print, for more than 100 years…
The Time Machine by H.G. Wells.

Ho-hum.
A poster with no imagination.
@CrazyHomie87:

So we are only doing late night regular channel shows?

FBO(For the Benefit Of) those who don’t have cable and those who don’t have time to watch much boob tube for all the game playin’.
However, if you wanna take a chance and lose the rights to an original work… or go"South Park."

Uhm, this is normal.

During the olympic hostages Pres. Carter hummed and hawed and wondered what to do.  Russia found the brother of the terrorist leader and mailed him a testicle with a little note saying “more to follow.”

They got their athletes back next day WITH a televised apology.  America got theirs back after a major financial transaction and many weeks without an apology….

Guess who has problems with terrorists today and who doesnt?

At least they avoided going to an editorialized news format. It’s good to know that some journalists still understand their craft.

http://www.heraldsun.com/tools/printfriendly.cfm?StoryID=743917

It’s like she said “Vote for me cuz I’m a lying psycho racist egomaniac.”

I agree, got a little “out there” in a hurry.

But for the time period, just a couple years after Star Trek went off the air, it was so technically superior…
And let’s face it, those Eagles were pretty sweet 🙂

And yes, Maya the “alien waif” was a true hottie 🙂  Fine, I’ll date myself 😛

The ending was not the way I would have ended it, but it was still pulled off well.

By the way, Henderson is NOT dead. Jack staged his death.

Next season will be interesting. I somehow feel that Sec. Defense Heller will pay a big role.

Not my #s…
just my emphasis!
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u said it jefe.  This damn culture of liberalism.  united we stand, divided by liberals.

Really!

This is only a test.

If it was an actual emergency you would be advised to tune to…

@ncscswitch:

First it was Prohibition and we made auto fuel out of moonshine…
Now the War on Drugs gives us the hashmobile?

You knew this already.  Just see any Cheech & Chong movie.

Actually, the issue in Philly was a late change in the EPA fule requirements as they transition from MTBE as an oxygenation additive to Ethanol.

The MTBE was there, but no longer able to be used.

And Ethanol demand is up, so there are not just tankers of it sitting around waiting to be added to gasoline to replace MTBE.

And thus once again, the actual SHORTAGES of fuel are caused by government regulation NOT actual shortages.  Same thing we had several years ago when the MTBE requirement was first imposed…  SSDD, your government inaction (pun intended)