@Jen:
Disclaimer:Â I don’t actually mean the things I say here, I just want to say them so I don’t go completely insane!
… the planet we lovingly refer to as Planet Earth (3rd rock from the sun.)
Thank heavens you dint mean it. Rants are more effective when they briefly cover lotsa topics…long descriptors for a small insignificant rock do not help.
@Jen:
…why should a woman who comes to a COMPLETE UTTER FREAKING STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY INTERSECTION TO APPLY MAKEUP be allowed to breed??? HOLY HELL!!!Â
Farding(putting on makeup) in public, even by men, has become more common of late, though not more acceptable.
@Jen:
…I have never, in all my born days, been so close to taking the business end of my truck and attempt to drive THROUGH the side door of some idiot’s …"car." I mean, common people! We have GOT to do something about this.
The hay that broke the elephants neck? And you wanted to use a 1 1/2 to 2 ton vechicle to correct the situation? A simple shout of, “Save it for the Men’s room!” would have sufficed to get the b-i-t-c-h’s attention back in the here and now.
@Jen:
My solution? Everyone gets implanted with an IUD so that NO ONE can breed without proper governmental clearnaces.Â
My preference would be an IED… :-D
@Jen:
…To have children you’d have to prove the following:
A)Â You are employable
Would you want to condemn someone to a life with an employee of China(Wal)mart, McDonald’s or the USPS?? See “My preference” above.
B)Â You have common f++++++ senseÂ
I dint know you could say that here. Lemme see…
Testing…testing…
(add many expletives here)…
This has been a test of the EMERGENCY EDIT SYSTYEM.
If it were more than a test you would have been instructed to put you head between your legs and kiss your a-s-s.
C)Â You have an IQ in at least the double digits
I recommend a minimum IQ of 95 . This allows for some normal peeps(making majority… :wink: ). It will not narrow the perameters so much as to eliminate the species. Besides we need a few folks to work at Chinamart, McD’s and the USPS.
D)Â Your DNA is compatible with the recipient’s DNA
This leads to some ugly daymares. Let’s leave the barnyard animals out of this.
E)Â Your house passes inspection by the Department of Children and Families
I once worked for DCFS. This is NOT a good qualifier!!
F)Â You complete army basic (not US army, any army, they’re pretty similar.)
Do you really want to include the Armies of the PRC, Sudan, France, and Belize(with an army of about 10?)
@cystic:
chiropractor?
cc, you used a dirty word!
I have yet to meet a doctor who would volunteer the word…
not to mention make a recommendation.
Note : The inappropriate language included in this post is not directed at any individual, real or imagined.
Note: Not to worry Imperious took it out just in case.