Finally, after over 20 years of skirt chasing, i have finally married the love of my life. The big day was Nov 17th. We had a Christian wedding in a Mennonite church. We had a lovely reception in the grand ballroom of the pre-eminant hotel in Winnipeg with Cornish game Hen, with Chocolate pate/chocolate raspberry cheesecake for dessert. We spent the night in said hotel and then spent 3 peaceful days at a tiny resort. The plan is Hawaii in Feb (if anyone has any cool ideas or places to spend some time - let me know).
Anyway she is a beautiful, sweet, generous and kind lady with a 15 y/o son who is a really good kid. Life is good!
Posts made by cystic crypt
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It is finished!!
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RE: Seks talk
@Imperious:
If you are stimulated by new ideas and if you can think for yourself rather than simply accept what Alein Vs. Pratader dishes out, I think you will find this letter of interest. Please note that many of the conclusions I’m about to draw are based on cogent and virtually incontrovertible evidence provided by a set of people who have suffered immensely on account of Alein Vs. Pratader and its poor spellling. One may very well question whether there are a number of complex psychological and social reasons as to why Alein Vs. Pratader is spelled the way it is and wants to work hand-in-glove with lethargic prima donnas. Still, most people will eventually be convinced that it is typical of stolid ex-cons in its wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize its platitudes. Granted, the spelling of Alein Vs. Pratader throws the word “contradistinctive” around as if it had the same meaning to everyone. But the poor spelling of Alein Vs. Pratader wonders why everyone hates it. Apparently, it never stopped to think that maybe it’s because if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I’d be no less indelicate than Alein Vs. Pratader. Lastly, it is far too easy for the poor spelling found under Alein Vs. Pratader to use fear, intimidation, sedating substances, and other tools to convince mendacious ne’er-do-wells to silence any criticism of the brainwashing and double standards that it has increasingly been practicing.
if your still seks talk after readinng dis i am availible… :evil:
is this that stupid 'bot thingy?
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RE: Seks talk
@cystic:
@Imperious:
With the atrocious spelling lately ( e.g. ‘aleon Vs pradatir’) made a little joke. These threads make us look uneducated around here. The word is was aiming for was Sikhs BTW.
I have to admit, the internet and the advent of text messaging has done little to improve the quality of spelling or gramer. It requires an extra letter to mispell “sex”. What is weird is how often it appears that people do this on purpose. One may start a thread on how the world (of grammer/spelling) is going to hell in a handbasket.
Good shtick here.
i looked at “misspell” 3 times and changed it twice. ARGHHH - i’d hoped no one had mentioned it!.
As for “gramer/grammer” - accidental typos born of laziness rather than trying to misspell in order to be hip. -
RE: Seks talk
@Imperious:
With the atrocious spelling lately ( e.g. ‘aleon Vs pradatir’) made a little joke. These threads make us look uneducated around here. The word is was aiming for was Sikhs BTW.
I have to admit, the internet and the advent of text messaging has done little to improve the quality of spelling or gramer. It requires an extra letter to mispell “sex”. What is weird is how often it appears that people do this on purpose. One may start a thread on how the world (of grammer/spelling) is going to hell in a handbasket.
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RE: Seks talk
@Imperious:
If you goto a Muslim temple i figure you can hear some seks and TALK.
Uh….WTF?
this isn’t a mangling of “sikh’s” is it? Or “sects”?
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RE: Seks talk
@Cmdr:
@M36:
Hmmm… Interesting topic.
My best advice is to sacrifice two years of your life to the USMC. Chicks dig Marines. Trust me. :mrgreen:
Not this chick. Naval officers all the way! Marines are glorified door openers. Naval officers have the power of nuclear energy! <drool>And let’s face it, dress whites are HAWT! I like man-flesh in dress whites!</drool>
another reason to go into medicine :)
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RE: The new and improved Catholic Religion!
nothing to apologize for, but we should because it was violent. we just tried to protect innocents from the hostile muslim invasion.
millions in, millions out is true, but only b/c 1/2 of people are lying for big cash, and they do it in liberal cities with liberal juries. its an immediate win, no proof needed. kind of goes against our so called just system. “i say that catholic abortion hating, gay marriage blocker is a abuser. he abused me!” “what proof do you have?” “None.” “well thats all i need to hear, he’s guilty” easy as that.
so this isn’t a “political thread” because it gives the moderators a chance to take a shot at the Catholic church?
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RE: Seks talk
@Bean:
So without money, nor power, nor interesting-ness, nor tattoos nor a cool motorcycle, I guess I will end up to be the 40 year old virgin? :? :-o :-(
one may consider . . .
- sex is over-rated (kind of like alcohol, gambling, narcotics, etc.).
- nothing bad ever came from waiting until you were with someone you actually should be having sex with (i.e. someone you were looking to have a long-term relationship with).
- sex makes babies, transfers nasty little viruses, bacteriae and parasites
- people are psycho-sexual beings. Every act of sex affects someone - whether for good or for bad
- it really is not that hard to “score” with a woman. It all depends on what it’s worth to you to do so. The nastiest-looking, stupidest, rudest, must f**ked up people get laid routinely - how?!? By finding people just like them. If you are really desparate for “it” and you don’t care about any of the above, simply lower your expectations, drink heavily, and go after the nastiest looking person in the room and tell them something that is attractive about them (you can usually get away with saying something kind about their eyes. If they are blue, then tell them they are the most beautiful radiant pools of blue and they remind you of a hidden pool at the bottem of a waterfall in Belize. If they are brown, then they are the deepest eyes that you are happy to be lost just gazing into them. If they are green, they are just like your birthstone (emeralds).
- be genuinely interested in any aspects of her life that interest her. This is more powerful than money, power, attractiveness, sly compliments, a roll-of-quarters-in-the-pocket, etc. If she is interested in becoming a vet - ask her about her favorite animals - even if they are cats - you LOVE this animal!! You would have had one if your brother wasn’t allergic. If she is in sales - what does she sell, what does she like about her job, etc. If she hates her job, find out what she loves - travel? Find out where she has been/wishes to go and commisurate on how important it is to travel etc.
- if you have that indefinable “it” - you can disagree with everything she believes in, and still get action (me - talking with a very conservative American in some bar in some city in Mexico . . . i don’t know how i did it, but somehow it just worked).
- Travel!!! Just don’t hit on the locals - go after other travellers. And don’t be a tourist - note the difference between travellers and tourists. And when you do - unless you are with Americans, then just go along with the idea that America is not the greatest nation in the world and not everyone loves them - even if you disagree. Just trust me on this one - especially if you are chatting up ANY Europeans.
And Imp-y - i really don’t give a shit what you think about my so-called “drivel” - it works.
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RE: Seks talk
@ncscswitch:
It’s probably easier to go to Nevada and do it the old fashoned way and pay for it.
Cheaper in the long run too!
:evil:absolutely.
As Chef would say
You don’t pay a woman for sex. You pay her to leave afterwards!
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RE: Seks talk
@Bean:
Yup yup it’s time for that talk.
How do you get a girl to have seks with you? O_o?
Be me!
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RE: Phillosphy
i think i’ve picked the most controversial philosopher . . .
Aquinas (1225 or '27-1274)All life has a purpose
Meeting this purpose allows one to be happy.
Happiness is to be found in the love of God.
God’s grace providing entrance into heaven creates the highest form of human happiness.
Short of heaven, a person can achieve a more limited form of happiness through a life of virtue and friendship.
Morality is not determined by the arbitrary will of God.
Morality is derived from human nature and the activities that are objectively suited to it.
The difference between right and wrong can be appreciated through the use of reason and reflection.
Religious reflection may supplement the use of reason and reflection to determine right from wrong.
Societies must enact laws to ensure the correct application of moral reasoning.
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RE: Imma gonna be a Daddy!
I have a few to add:
1. If it’s a vaginal birth, especially in a birthing “pool”, I DEFINITELY recommend the enema (think about it).
2. Bring a good book for the delivery – it could take A WHILE and you’re wife may not be all that chatty under the circumstances.
3. If you have a weak stomach, do NOT look over the curtain if it’s a caeserean – but if you don’t, it’s kinda cool to watch. (Think Alien :lol:).
4. Catch up on all the movies you want to watch and visit all your favorite restaurants now – “dinner and a movie” pretty much went out the window after birth #1.All good advise - as someone who has delievered a lot of babies, i really like #1. Also for #3 - shortly after the walls were redone in the St. Boniface L&D rooms, a father passed out and wrecked the wall.
Also - a birthing plan is nice - if you have any questions, by all means you are welcome to give me a shout - just keep in mind that some “wishes” are often exceedingly impractical/dangerous/noxious to other birthing moms. Having said that, the crew at St. B. tend to be quite accomidating, the rooms are very nice, and they really work to optimize the “experience”. -
RE: A telemarketer's worst nightmare (youtube)
It was pretty funny. :-D
this has really inspired me. I am going to have more fun with my telemarketers from now on - none of this “thank you but i absolutely do not need this item/service”. Do i start crying because “thank you for calling me - i just need someone to talk to . . . i’m so lonely since my boyfriend left me - no one understands - they don’t believe in gay love, what do you think”?
or angry “it’s about time someone from your organisation called me - i’m about to come down there - ever since ‘made-up-name’ knocked up my daughter i’ve been itching to come down there myself and deal with that ‘expletive’ - where are you?!?”
how about manic “this is so awesome that you called -there is this great cartoon on and i just have to tell you all about it - you see peter - he’s the fat guy on family guy - and . . . etc.”
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RE: Imma gonna be a Daddy!
Congrats, My new one just turned 1 month, what a roller coaster…
You baby havers!! :x
Just adding to the population boom, urban sprawl, carbon emissions, pollution . . . you know if you want something to last forever just make it out of baby diapers and gum as they take forever to decompose.Mind you . . . i probably shouldn’t say this when i’m really hoping to knock my girl up soon after we get married . . . .
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RE: How discouraging…
IL’s advice just doesn’t gel at all with what you’ve been personally hearing.
Med school was tough, and i took a huge financial hit going back to school. If i think that someone might make a good doctor, i encourage them. If i don’t believe they will be a good doctor, then i tell them honestly what med school and residency was like.I believe that most people are honest, but the ones you have been hearing from have gone into something that doesn’t suit them too much. And i wouldn’t want to be a pharmacist either - unless i’m that 7th who owns my own pharmacy. Now when i was a pharma-rep, it was an incredibly competitive job, but aside from lacking any real meaning in my job - i loved it!
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RE: Imma gonna be a Daddy!
@Ender:
Hey folks - might as well share the news here - my wife Maggie and I are expecting a baby, sometime around April 18!!!
Whoopee!
Here’s a picture of the two of us, soon to be joined by a third…
:-o
No good can come from this . . . nope, no good at all!!We’re going to have a midwife, so hopefully the birth will be pretty “personal” or whatever. But we will do it in a hospital, so if there are any complications a doctor can step in right away.
(as though you cared) i approve. Midwives are handy for low-risk births (even i can do those!) but you want to be in a tertiary care facility for those “oh crap” moments.
The hospital we plan to go to has really great birthing rooms, including birthing tubs, so that’s great. However, it’s a Catholic-run hospital, and for some reason they don’t tell you the gender, so we won’t have the choice anyway. It’ll be a nice surprise. I’m not sure I’d want to know before or not if I had the choice.
i like St. Boniface. The OB/GYN’s there are fantastic, and with a couple of exceptions the nurses there are very nice (say hi to Lori for me).
The reason they do not disclose the gender is so that people won’t go and abort the undesired gendered child.And Gamer, I agree - Maggie is way out of my league. I keep telling her that, but she doesn’t believe me.
meh! Maggie is cool and attractive etc., but you make for a nice lap-dog . . . :D
And for people who think i’m being a jerk - you’re right, but i’ve already congratulated the boy. Does this mean you’re into the second trimester? Woot!
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RE: "Market Analysts" Wrong!
Canada, East Europe, Ireland . . . .
Pharma, resource/energy, financial companies.
Double didget over 12 months as of days after the market correction.
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RE: So the theory of gravity is bunk?
i know the theory of gravity is not bunk.
if you read everything here, you will see i’m just messing around saying how neat it would be if nature had allowed such a thing and such forces to let something levitate naturally on earth. our perception of gravity would have been pretty messed up.
If a frog had wings, it wouldn’t bump its ass when it hopped!
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RE: Heroes Fans
@Imperious:
titles with “The” are two words IMO
MASH, Dexter, Airwolf, Batman, Webster, Baretta, CHiPs, Cheers, MacGgyver, Matlock, Cops, Moonlighting, Taxi, Combat, Bonanza, Paladin, Coach, Baywatch, ALF, Benson
Of that above list only Bonanza and Combat are great. I own the entire series on DVD on both. The rest of that list are abominations.
except Taxi wasn’t too bad. MASH is the worst show ever made… almost as bad as Webster :mrgreen:But it does appear that i need to revise a few things.
The recent thing with one word shows of late is what i’m getting at. One is popular and the bandwagon of every new show has the same one word title to it.
I respectfully disagree . . . .
MASH was awesome, but i’m guessing that you hated the liberalism portrayed there . . . .
Also i’m not a big bandwagan jumper when it comes to tv shows, but my friend had the series on DVD (i hadn’t seen an episode) and suggested i try it, and it turned out o be really fun, and “hard to put down”. -
RE: Heroes Fans
What about these:
MASH, Dexter, Airwolf, Batman, Webster, Baretta, CHiPs, Cheers, MacGgyver, Matlock, Cops, Moonlighting, Taxi, Combat, Bonanza, Paladin, Coach, Baywatch, ALF, Benson
All shows I watched at one time or another, I am sure I could come up with a few more…
Simpsons, Freakazoid, Futurama, not to mention all of the shows that start with “the”.
More about Heros tho’ . . . .