I am. I am resurrected as Christ resurrected, pissed off, six pack of beer in my belt and and ready to thunder on rolling 1’s!!!
Posts made by Curtmungus
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RE: Where is Curtmungus?
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RE: My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 2.
Ha ha ha!
This was an age of heroes!
I look back and feel shame I have not yet lived up to such adventures again!
Sad. Too may scared people. Timid.
Covid19? I ate it and shat vaccines! I kept my BAC above .24 at all times. Not only did the clean my blood of all diseases, it gave me fire breath.
Man and beast as one!
Aha hahahah!
Time to go in search of new monsters!
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RE: Where is Curtmungus?
I move my pieces by flexing my biceps. The wind created gently and precisely moves my stacks without error!!!
Even red chips!
LOLO
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RE: Where is Curtmungus?
BOO!
Ha ha ha!
Scared nerds… run with fear!
I benched 350 today? What’d you do? Stuff your face with pork rinds? Fat asses!
Get to the gym!
Fingers too fat to move the infantry stack without knocking over the factory?
LOLOLOLOLOL!
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RE: League General Discussion Thread
BOOOO!
Did I scare you?
I am at rock bottom. My gym is shuttered. I got no woman. I’ve put on ten pounds. It’s time to get back to basics.
WE NEED A LEAGUE IN A&A CLASSIC! NO FANCY BS BALANCED MOD NERD SH*T!
GOT TIME!
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RE: League General Discussion Thread
@gamerman01 said in League General Discussion Thread:
I don’t think I’ve ever asked anybody this, but I would like to ask you - how did you discover the league and decide to try it out? How long have you been playing A&A? Thanks
BOOM!
Did I scare you?I was in a bar in Vancouver BC called the “Junction” and started hearing some regular nerd call @Gargantua talk about some game. He said it was better than chess but he would tell me its name so I put him in a headlock and made him squeal! He never came back!
I play A&A only with weights. 2 45lbs on each end baby! Boom all day!
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RE: Where is Curtmungus?
@Gargantua said in Where is Curtmungus?:
@Curtmungus FAKE NEWS
The account has been hacked
LOL!
Ohhh, Gargantua…
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RE: Where is Curtmungus?
Hola Amigos! It’s been awhile since I’ve rapped with y’all.
I’ve been spending time abroad thinking about things and trying to get into the Red Army, special infantry – SPETSNAZ mother fuck*rs! Bad ass killers of Chechen bandits!
But the review board kept rejecting me. I tried three times, but each time I’d get to the physical and they’d reject me! Totally unreal! A f’ing joke!
Here I am at my last physical:
They’d take a peek at my junk, the lady would faint, and the board would grumble at me in as few words: “You cannot join. You will put other men to shame. Depress morale. You should work in naked film industry…” And they’d pack me up and deport my sad ass back to Bellingham…
What can I say!? Total downer…
Now I am back home, my gym is shut down, and I don’t know what I am going do to do next…
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RE: "LOSERS PRIVILEGE"
Losers Privilege!?!?!? WTF!?!
Sounds like COWARD’S DEFEAT!
You daintily “flip the board…”
AHahhahaha
If I lose, I pick up the whole table and throw it through the wall into the F#$%ing neighbor’s house!
I call that LOSER’S TRIUMPH!
BOOM!
Rage and honor! :facepunch:
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RE: 19L TOUCAN-SONOFSAM (X+6) vs Karl7 (Loser)
@Karl7 said in 19L TOUCAN-SONOFSAM (X+6) vs Karl7 (Loser):
@Curtmungus said in 19L TOUCAN-SONOFSAM (X+6) vs Karl7 (Loser):
HOW DARE YOU BUMP MY COMRADE TOUCAN!!
GO HOME AND CRY TO YOUR MOM! THIS GAME IS ALREADY OVER!
Just watch me Bump Toucan right into oblivion, Lordy Munghole.
MUNGHOLE
YOU INSULT YOURSELF WITH YOUR INABILITY TO READ!
TOUCAN, KILL THIS FOOL. CRUSH HIS ARMIES LIKE THEY WERE BABY SPARROWS!
TODAY!
RAGE AND HONOR!
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RE: 19L TOUCAN-SONOFSAM (X+6) vs Karl7 (Loser)
HOW DARE YOU BUMP MY COMRADE TOUCAN!!
GO HOME AND CRY TO YOUR MOM! THIS GAME IS ALREADY OVER!
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RE: My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 2.
@SS-GEN
Oh SS, I love girls like you.
So, no G40? How about Anniversary? Or regular 1942 2nd?
Triple A is easy to set up!
You want to run with the dogs or keep pissing with pups?
The gauntlet has been thrown, dude! Be man, and face me on the field of battle!
If you win I will never return to these forums again! Ever!
Yes or no?
I know you’re scared… Don’t be! Don’t be…
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RE: My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 2.
@SS-GEN
Don’t insult my sisters!
Oh SS Gen, little girl-nerds like you make me laugh. You’re probably still living at mommy’s house playing Risk in the basement and thinking, “That’s a big game!”
Be a man, dude! Face me on the league! You can’t hide behind the old “I only play face to face” pussy excuse… even writing that sounds whinny, weak and stupid. That’s the coward’s creed. Are you a coward? I guess.
Or worse are you a customizer-INCEL? The kind of guy who paints his tanks but never learned how to use them… properly? That’s the worst!
I bet you’ve never even played G40, but set up the game, pissed yourself out of fear and ran from the room…
Rage and honor is my creed! If you win, the it’s then sword for me!
Yes or no, coward?
If not, then go home, to mommy’s house. Where you belong. Nerd.
I close-gripped benched 430 today. Did you even leave your nintendo consul?
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RE: KARL7, LORD CURTMUNGUS Axis vs GARGANTUA, CANAUK12, and TOUCAN SON-OF-SAM Allies, The final battle!
RRRRROOOOOOOOWER! I am going to EAT Gargantua’s children!!!
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RE: 19L TOUCAN-SONOFSAM (X+6) vs Karl7 (Loser)
@Karl7 said in 19L TOUCAN-SONOFSAM (X+6) vs Karl7 (Loser):
Oh Toucan? I feel a bump coming… DON’T think I won’t bump your ass right into the grave!
DO IT, Kurl8! BUMP HIS ASS INTO THE GRAVE!
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RE: My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 2.
@SS-GEN said in My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 2.:
Well then rip me out of the forums !
Hey Curtbag you got a brother ? I think I seen you two the other day ?THAT IS IT!
YOU WANT TO GO?
G40 Balanced Mod on the league, right now! I will be Axis! :skull_and_crossbones:
YOU’RE GOING DOWN!:smiling_imp:
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RE: My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 2.
@SS-GEN said in My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 2.:
@barnee said in My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 2.:
heh heh probably woulda gone to Banff instead of Jasper anyways : )
Sorry Curt Don’t beat me up if I ever meet ya : )
A Troll can’t hurt you !
WHAT! HOW DARE YOU! YOU INSULT YOURSELF WITH SUCH AN ACCUSATION!
I’ll bench press you straight out this forum!
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RE: My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 1.
GO READ MY NEXT INSTALLMENT! NERD! BOOOYA!