How American are you?


  • 2019 Moderator

    Just for fun, and I think it would be even more fun to see some non americans answers.

    http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/


  • 2019 Moderator

    You Are 88% American

    You’re as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
    Tough and independent, you think big.
    You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
    And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

    Don’t take it too seriously, I could have scored higher but I was trying to be honest…  I don’t like pale beer 😛



  • drat you beat me by 3%

    You Are 85% American

    You’re as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
    Tough and independent, you think big.
    You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
    And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

    i think what got me was the beer one  :roll: i preffer no beer but the hard stuff, Jack and Russian water (well that’s not too Amarican eather).

    sports was a pain, i liked 1 sport out of each catagory but dis like the other. man that one wasn’t fair  :lol:


  • 2018 2017 '16 '11 Moderator

    Considering I’m an immigrant from Socialist Russia, I am also 88% American.

    Funny thing is, I can integrate into society, but people who have been here for over 20 generations still cannot figure out how to integrate.


  • 2018 2017 '16 '11 Moderator

    @Pervavita:

    i think what got me was the beer one  :roll: i preffer no beer but the hard stuff, Jack and Russian water

    Russian Water is Vodka.


  • 2007 AAR League

    Well, I might have exaggerated a little, but not too much . . .

    You Are 83% American

    You’re as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
    Tough and independent, you think big.
    You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
    And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!



  • @Cmdr:

    @Pervavita:

    i think what got me was the beer one  :roll: i preffer no beer but the hard stuff, Jack and Russian water

    Russian Water is Vodka.

    I know, but thats not as fun to say


  • 2018 2017 '16 '11 Moderator

    Can anyone get anything OTHER then:

    You’re as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
    Tough and independent, you think big.
    You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
    And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

    I mean seriously, maybe someone should go lie and see what happens!



  • 55%

    Most times you are proud to be an American.
    Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
    Still, you know there’s no place better suited to be your home.
    You love your freedom and no one’s going to take it away from you!

    I then took it like it was the year 2000 and scored 83%.


  • 2018 2017 '16 '11 Moderator

    Good to know it isn’t rigged to default to 80 percentile.



  • hear you go  😉

    You Are 20% American

    You’re as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
    Otherwise known as un-American!
    You belong in Cairo or Paris…
    Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!



  • You Are 87% American
    You’re as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
    Tough and independent, you think big.
    You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
    And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

    Dont know how I didn’t get 100%.


  • 2018 2017 '16 '11 Moderator

    @Pervavita:

    Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

    I’d love to go to Gitmo, are you freaking KIDDING me!?!?

    10 Hours of sleep at night, at least 8 of which are in a row.  3 Meals a day, at least one of which is at Subway or McDonalds.  All the Satellight Television and books and magazines you could ever want.  Free access to college courses (online only, but so what?)  Free style or organized physical fitness programs, your choice.

    Hell, it’s like advance training in the Army, except you have your own room and greater access to resources!  Where in the world do I sign up???  I mean, I don’t get to hang out at the beach, and I have to say Sir and Ma’am a lot, but so the hell what!



  • @Cmdr:

    I’d love to go to Gitmo, are you freaking KIDDING me!?!?

    …and still the muslim inmates are complaining that they are forced to drink alcohol, eat pork  and have sex ?

    In Norway we call that PARTY !!!    😄



  • Now I am 67 % american, but live in Norway, go figure


  • 2007 AAR League

    @Adlertag:

    Now I am 67 % american, but live in Norway, go figure

    Norway, the 51st state??  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



  • I am sure my percentage has declined over the past 20 years…

    You Are 73% American
    Most times you are proud to be an American.
    Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
    Still, you know there’s no place better suited to be your home.
    You love your freedom and no one’s going to take it away from you!
    (Including the United States Government)

    I added the parenthetical notation… but it fits better that way 🙂


  • 2018 2017 '16 '11 Moderator

    @Gamer:

    @Adlertag:

    Now I am 67 % american, but live in Norway, go figure

    Norway, the 51st state??  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    No, Durango Mexico is the 51st State.  You can be the 101st State, how about that?  It’s a good number!


  • 2020 2019 2018 2017 '16 '15 '14 '13

    66%.

    I think it might have been the cheese question (went with Blue) Love it on a nice salad.

    Or the booze question. I like em all but I prefer wine or the hard stuff to beer.

    The question’s were pretty weak.


  • 2019 Moderator

    Blue Cheese and wine? 😮

    Hand in your papers your now Canadian


  • 2007 AAR League

    @dezrtfish:

    Blue Cheese and wine? 😮

    Hand in your papers your now Canadian

    FRENCH Canadian, to be exact!


  • 2019 Moderator

    I should talk too much when CC visited me last year he brought me a bottle of Canadian Ice Wine, man that stuff is good.  Of course he also brought be a bottle of Crown and it was gone long before I tried the wine 😄

    On the test I said dark beer, probably got docked for that.



  • American beer is like sex in a canoe…

    F’ing close to water…
    :mrgreen:



  • I got 61% with being completely honest.

    Most times you are proud to be an American.
    Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
    Still, you know there’s no place better suited to be your home.
    You love your freedom and no one’s going to take it away from you!


  • 2020 2019 2018 2017 '16 '15 '14 '13

    @dezrtfish:

    Blue Cheese and wine? 😮

    Hand in your papers your now Canadian

    C’mon, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not canada! Damn send me to Uruguay or Tanzania instead anywhere but up there. been there a few times….It sucks!


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