• '18 '17 '16 '11 Moderator

    Why Admirals Speak English
    An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French Navy.

    At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies. The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English. He then asked:

    “Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you speak French?”

    Without hesitating, the American admiral replied: “Maybe it’s because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you would not have to speak in German.”

    The group became silent.


  • How typical of a french person to ask such a question and how fitting the response.


  • Good call, whichever admiral it said that.  :wink:

    Also……whats with your new name Jeniffer?  Was it too bland?

  • '18 '17 '16 '11 Moderator

    I’m watching all the old Babylon 5 episodes again and remembered we had Emperor Mollari, so I thought I’d transform my persona to counter his evil countenance. :)

  • 2007 AAR League

    Come on guys let’s stay on topic … French hating!
    We’ve been without one of those threads for too long now :wink:

  • '18 '17 '16 '11 Moderator

    @AJ:

    Come on guys let’s stay on topic … French hating!
    We’ve been without one of those threads for too long now :wink:

    “Bunch of cheese eating, surrender monkeys!”


  • @Commander:

    @AJ:

    Come on guys let’s stay on topic … French hating!
    We’ve been without one of those threads for too long now :wink:

    “Bunch of cheese eating, surrender monkeys!”

    So says the the skirt-wearing, entrail-eating hill dweller.

    But he also has a good one in another episode: “Noodle-armed choir boys.”

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