Much respect to whoever can find the posts with monty python quotes


  • GET ON WITH IT!!!


  • Must be a King
    How can you tell?
    He hasn’t got shit all over 'im.


  • What do we do with witches?
    BURN THEM!!!
    And what do we burn apart from witches?
    MORE WITCHES!!! <clonk>Wood!</clonk>
    So, why do witches burn?
    ……Be…Because…Because theyre made of, wood?
    GOOD! So how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
    Build a bridge out of 'er!
    Ah, but can we not also build bridges out of stone?
    ah yea, forgot about that…
    Tell me, does wood sink in water?
    No…NO it floats! it floats! Throw 'er into the pond!
    What else floats in water?
    -cherries!
    -churches, churches!
    -gr…gravy!
    -apples!
    -very small rocks!

    A duck!
    EXactly. So, Logically…
    …If she…weighs the same…as a duck…then shes made of wood?
    And therefore…
    ….A WITCH!!! A WITCH!!! BURN HER!!!
    We shall use my largest scales

    …Im just getting started here, you may have unleashed a monster you cannot contain  :mrgreen:


  • very VERY small rocks :-P (there are 2 very’s in that line)

    BTW:  I do float on water, and I AM a Witch :-)


  • Oh snap…
    you did NOT just correct my monty python quoting!

    <takes off=“” glove=“”>SLAP!

    BEDEMIR:  What also floats in water?
    VILLAGER #1:  Bread!
    VILLAGER #2:  Apples!
    VILLAGER #3:  Very small rocks!
    VILLAGER #1:  Cider!
    VILLAGER #2:  Great gravy!
    VILLAGER #1:  Cherries!
    VILLAGER #2:  Mud!
    VILLAGER #3:  Churches – churches!
    VILLAGER #2:  Lead – lead!

    http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty/films/MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail

    pwned!  :mrgreen:

    Ha, just kidding, looking at the script, I did make a few errors, but NOT the one you said!  :evil:</takes>


  • Skip the web quotes, watch the flick :-P

    TWO very’s, not 1 :-P


  • Are you suggesting that you know the film better than I?

    Not at all…If I say that it was one very, then it damn well was…go watch it yourself you yellow bastard, and take what’s coming to ya…


  • @Janus1:

    Are you suggesting that you know the film better than I?

    Not at all…If I say that it was one very, then it damn well was…go watch it yourself you yellow bastard, and take what’s coming to ya…

    Feisty, this one is…  8-)


  • THIS is the air speed velocity of an unladen swalllow…

    http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/


  • Feisty, this one is…  cool

    :-D Nah, Ive just seen the movie so many times, Ive committed much of it to memory.  :mrgreen:

  • 2007 AAR League

    your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

    Stop that! Stop that!..…ha!  Bloody weather.

    and winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight on into autumn,


  • @Janus1:

    Feisty, this one is…  cool

    :-D Nah, Ive just seen the movie so many times, Ive committed much of it to memory.  :mrgreen:

    It’s been awhile since I’ve seen it, but I understand.  I could quote “Halfbaked” forwards and backwards to you.  :lol:


  • Theres a good movie! Haven’t seen it nearly as many times as Holy Grail, but Ive been watching Holy Grail since before I can remember.


  • @Janus1:

    Theres a good movie! Haven’t seen it nearly as many times as Holy Grail, but Ive been watching Holy Grail since before I can remember.

    Me too.  I remember having seen it multiple times when the high school crowd starting get into it.  Never thought that they didn’t grow up with it too.  8-)

    And:

    He had sex with my momma!  Why!?!?

    :mrgreen:


  • <grabs plate=“” of=“” black=“” feathers=“” and=“” a=“” fork=“”>I WAS WRONG.

    Threw the tape in the VCR before work this morning and scanned through to the Witch scene.

    ONE very, not two.

    I WAS WRONG</grabs>


  • @ncscswitch:

    <grabs plate=“” of=“” black=“” feathers=“” and=“” a=“” fork=“”></grabs>

    :-o
    that would be one be big a crow. it would take less time to eat a whole cow and a horse than to eat that crow. :evil:


  • :mrgreen:

  • 2007 AAR League

    but then the animator died.  and the monster was gone.

  • 2007 AAR League

    and for jermo.

    i gotta bad back. doctors say i need a backiotomy.

    YES! CUBAN B!


  • @balungaloaf:

    and for jermo.

    i gotta bad back. doctors say i need a backiotomy.

    YES! CUBAN B!

    :mrgreen:

    Lord, if you’re listenin….HELP!!!

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