The kicker is this, though: there was no poop actually in the toilet bowl. Everywhere else, but not there. What WAS in the toilet was his soiled underwear that he had abandoned.
FYI I just about died of laughter after reading this LOL
It sounds like to me he flushed the toilet first, and then must have left the underwear in there after.
LOL… that said never leave an underpant behind!