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    Massochist: A child who chooses the quietest moment of a religious service to shout: “Look Mom, I have a sneeze bubble!”

    “Hi”-pochondriac: Child who squeals “Hi!” to the creepy teens smoking pot in the supermarket parking lot - but screams “I don’t like you! Go away!” to the sweet lady next door who knits Barbie-doll drsses for her.

    Mannequin-Depressive Disorder: Syndrome in which the child bursts into tears at the sight of a decapitated, armless mannequin dressed only in capri pants.

    Pie-romaniac: A child who is mysteriously gripped by an appetite-robbing illness during dinner that resolves itself moments before dessert is served.

    Playdough-masochist: A child who insists on mixing all the colors of his clay together, then wails at the resulting mud-colored lump.

    Cat-atonic: A child who freezes in fear at the sight of the neighbot’s kitten, Fluffy.

    Paironoia: An intractable reluctance to dress in matching socks.

    Neapolitan Complex: An irrational need to shun all but one flavor in a dish of chocolate, strawberry and vanilla ice cream.

    Border Line Personality: A child who suffers profound emotional damage when he’s served a dinner in which the vegetables and meat touch each other.

    Insomnia: A newborn’s ability to deny her mother any reasonable amount of shut-eye.

    Schizofriendia: A little one’s state of constant indecision about which pal to invite over for a playdate.

    Claus-trophobe: A child who screams any time he’s within five feet of a department store Santa Clause.

    Carcolepsy: A child’s inability to make it six blocks ina moving vehicle before dozing off.

    Delusional Disorder: “Mommy, I DID put my toys away!”


  • I have the distinct feeling that I had at least six of those disorders when I was a child… ;) :D

  • '18 '17 '16 '11 Moderator

    @Wargaming_nut:

    I have the distinct feeling that I had at least six of those disorders when I was a child… ;) :D

    I’m sure I had most of them myself. hehe

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