• '17 '16

    @CWO:

    It seems to me that the optimal solution is actually to shipwrecked on a deserted island with a bevy of beautiful young ladies who are enthusiastic A&A players.   Sort of a win-win scenario.

    Yes, but as with all women, eventually they’ll start complaining about that thing you did 7-years ago that bothered them, completely out of the blue, and make life miserable and there’s no guys to run off to and de-stress with.

    There needs to be a happy medium somewhere…


  • On a related note, here’s the best (and I think only) deserted island joke that I’ve ever heard.  Three guys who’ve been stuck on a deserted island for many years find an ornate corked bottle which has washed up on the beach.  They uncork it and a genie appears.  In gratitude for his freedom, the genie offers to grant the men three wishes in total, meaning one apiece.  The first man says, “I’m sick and tired of being stranded on this miserable island.  I wish that I was in Paris.”  The genie waves his hand and the man is immediately transported to Paris, right next to the Eiffel Tower.  Back on the island, the second man says, “I’m sick and tired of being stranded on this miserable island.  I wish that I was in New York City.”  The genie waves his hand and the man is immediately transported to New York City, right next to the Empire State Building.  Back on the island, the third man says, “I’m lonely here all by myself.  I wish that my two friends were back.”


  • Well! Listening to Wolf and Marc prattle on makes me realise just how much I would prefer the bevy of beauties to any number of A&A nerds. Thanks for the help with making my decision guys! :-D

  • Customizer

    The real life Robinson Crusoe snipped the ears of goats he found “the most enjoyable” so he didn’t kill and eat them.

  • '21 '20 '18 '17

    Pathfinder core rules and expansion character books and pawns  axa would get boring…

  • '17 '16

    @Private:

    Well! Listening to Wolf and Marc prattle on makes me realise just how much I would prefer the bevy of beauties to any number of A&A nerds. Thanks for the help with making my decision guys! :-D

    Who are you calling a Nerd, Nerd?  :-D


  • Hehehe!  :-D My wife certainly says I am a nerd and I am NOT allowed to disagree with her! :roll:


  • @Private:

    Hehehe!  :-D My wife certainly says I am a nerd and I am NOT allowed to disagree with her! :roll:

    Old joke: A couple goes to see a marriage counselor, who asks what the nature of their problem is.  The wife says, “My husband and I can never agree on anything.”  The husband retorts, “That’s not true.”


  • And they say the old jokes are best …… :wink:


  • @ABWorsham:

    You are either going to a minimum security prison for life, or shipwreck on an well furnished but isolated island with a few close friends, which single Axis and Allies game are you taking with you?

    It’s a trap,it’s a trap!!

  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    Europe 1940 for sure.

    Most amount of pieces, best options, best map to make alternate scenario’s!

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