Before we get back to teh lightbulbs…
What do you call 13 Witches in a hot tub?
A self cleaning coven.
And back to the lighbulbs…
How many Druids does it take to change a lightbulb?
one to hold the bulb and 12 to drink enough to make the room spin.
How many Druids does it take to change a lightbulb?
501. One to change the bulb and 500 to align the new stone.
How many Family traditionalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Candle light was good enough for our ancestors, it’s good enough for us!
How many Brit.Trad WItches does it take to change a light bulb?
13. One to change the bulb, and 12 to mourn the passing of the old bulb.
How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Can’t say. It’s oathbound.
How many Starhawk witches does it take to change a light bulb?
(plaintevely) “There are starving villiages in Africa that don’t even HAVE light bulbs…”
How many Frost “School of Wicca” witches does it take to change a light bulb?
“Just you! That’s right, YOU! And for only $195 we’ll send you our complete “Witches Magic Power of Light Bulb Changing Course” with real knowledge that you can apply this to ANY light bulb ANYwhere! Listen to the testimony
of a young couple from Wisconsin who…”
How many Buckland witches does it take to change a light bulb?
“Refer to my second book, “Practical Light Bulb Changing” by Raymond Buckland…”
How many Pagans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six. One to change it, and five to sit around complaining that lightbulbs never burned out before those damned Christains came along.
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
What do you want it changed into?
How many Golden Dawners does it take to change a light bulb?
One to hold the ladder, one to hold the bulb, three to decipher the Light Bulb Ritual from the Secret Chiefs, one to publish it, and one to sue all the others.
How many tantrics does it take to change a light bulb?
2 as long as the lamp is by the bed…
How many Cerimonial magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One. They hold it up, and the world revolves around them.
How many years does it take for a New-ager to change a light bulb?
Well, it takes many many years, unless you pay $650 US non refundable, Visa or MC accepted. Then you can do it after the weekend intensive training seminar.
How many TechnoPagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
If the computer is still working, who cares about the light bulb.