adolph nuttin up :)
For the bored…
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@Imperious:
Failed Al Qaeda Recruiting Posters
1. “Be Allah you can be”
2. “Aim Low”
3. “An Army of None”
4. “The Few……”
5. “Martyrs have more fun”
6. “Virgins…we got Virgins!!”
7. “Free Camouflage Turbans…sign up today!”
8. “Uncle oSAMa wants you”
:lol: “Be Allah you can be” :lol:
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And the answers are…
Q: Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk.
Q: Why did the little tug boat leave home?
A: Because he found out that his father was a ferry!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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And the answers are…
Q: Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk.
Q: Why did the little tug boat leave home?
A: Because he found out that his father was a ferry!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That was not an earthquake or a terrorist attack you just heard. That was me groaning :-P
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I’ve come to expect responses like that one… :-D
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@ncscswitch:
#4Â The Killer Shrews (and INCREDIBLE mid-century “B” sci-fi movie, right up there with the Giant Gila Monster!)
i bought both those movies, they came on the same dvd. go it for $3.50. :-D
ill throw a few more qoutes out there and see if anyone bites…
1.)Say hello to my stinky friend!
2.) Double baco cheeseburger, its for a cop.
3.) Only someone like wonderwoman would have a strong enough utris to carry supermans baby.
4.) This is a simple game, you catch the ball, you throw the ball and you hit the ball!
5.) Ill just let the snakes out, it will keep the kids ocupided for hours (this quote is a little off im sure)
6.) Thats it, no more kitchen scraps for leapers and orphins, no more mearciful beheadings, and call off christmas!
7.) Size matters not
8.) Dad
what
Dad
what
the floors on fire
9.) This is my rifle, there are many others like…
10.) These are not polite sugestions, but codes which every man of every faith can abide by, and if you do not obey them then one day you will trun around and see we three, and we will send you to what ever god you want. (this qoute might be alittle off too.) -
I’l just go with the ones I know:
3 is Mallrats
6 is Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
7 is Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
8 is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
9 is Full Metal JacketI was pretty sure the “Size matters not” line could easily be from somewhere else too…
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And here’s one I’m sure SOMEONE will get; I just think it’s a great line:
Hey there big guy! You a golfer?
Hats… for bats.
Yeeaah… What’s your handicap?
Keep bats warm…… Gracias.
Whoa, amigo, hiya. You can’t j…… You’re welcome.:-D
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#5 is National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation
Orange’s new one is Major League
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And here’s one I’m sure SOMEONE will get; I just think it’s a great line:
Hey there big guy! You a golfer?
 Hats… for bats.
Yeeaah… What’s your handicap?
 Keep bats warm…… Gracias.
Whoa, amigo, hiya. You can’t j…… You’re welcome.:-D
Major League I i think.
With Charlie Sheen as Wild Thing. -
- The Mask
- Super Troopers
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