Waging the war against masturbation.


  • 2017 2016 2015 '14 '12

    Here is a truly bizarre video from the Mormon church featuring a World War II themed allegory of the great war each of us must wage against the temptations of our own flesh.  We must struggle to defend against these fleshly urges just like our fathers and grandfathers fought the battle of the bulge (on the battlefield and in their pants).

    http://www.bilerico.com/2014/02/mormons_help_your_friends_fight_the_great_war_on_m.php#YjPCODCYMB0ifB0r.99

    (I especially like the part when the back-slidden sinner appears to make a connection with another fella at the pool hall.  Hallelujah praise Jesus)

    EDIT: apparently the Mormon church told that site to remove it for copyright infringement (and ridicule).  So here it is courtesy of youtube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQdU91GwYko


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    We are still being brainwashed with the Biblical “sex is bad, violence is good” agenda.

    They must have their little soldiers to hand…


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    I think Flashman needs to make a map for this and update it with constantly changing territory names on a daily basis…

    Their was a time in the 1850’s when the Mormons carved out a nation inside the United States…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_Deseret. Fortunately they lost.



  • First of all, “There,” not “Their.”

    Second of all, that’s some funny stuff right there. BYU-I always did suck at everything, why should this video be any different?



  • @Flashman:

    We are still being brainwashed with the Biblical “sex is bad, violence is good” agenda.

    They must have their little soldiers to hand…

    What Puritan -1 this comment?



  • First they suppress the natural urge to have sex, and now the freedom to masturbate? no wonder religious priest are sexually twisted and disturbed. They have no outlet to express their sexuality, so they justify molesting innocent children if served with a side order of repentance.



  • Mormons don’t demand people don’t have sex though…

    Anyway, turns out the video is against pornography addiction, not the explicit act of masturbating (although what else one does while watching porn I don’t know…back cookies?).

    Still a terribly done video lol.


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    Erotic art is one of the few things left the P.C. Gestapo allow people to kick with impunity; basically no one dares to defend it, and there is a concerted campaign to associate it with child abuse, when in fact it is sexual repression that causes pervertion.



  • Please don’t masturbate.  You need to save yourself for one of your 13 underaged wives.


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    @Jermofoot:

    Please don’t masturbate.  You need to save yourself for one of your 13 underaged wives.

    😄

    Wasn’t it was 72 virgins?  Oh yeah that’s the other God.


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    No, its the same God, different prophet.

    Only one of them can be right, but which one?

    Remember: making the correct guess will determine if you go to Heaven or Hell.

    Actually if you worship this God you shouldn’t worry about Hell as it doesn’t exist in Judaism and isn’t mentioned in the Old Testament. Hell is actually derived from Norse mythology, which is why if you do believe in it you’ll probably burn in Hell for being a pagan. Except that Hell doesn’t really exist.  :evil:


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    OK I want the one that comes with Hell just because Hell looks cool and awesome.  Hell is full of strippers, liquor, Harleys and gambling machines with Slayer concerts and all sorts of awesome stuff.  Plus you’re allowed to wank off in Hell too.



  • Mormons don’t have a hell, so you’re gonna have to be a Muslim if you want the slayer concerts…or just go to a slayer concert, both should work fine.


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    @DarthShizNit:

    Mormons don’t have a hell, so you’re gonna have to be a Muslim if you want the slayer concerts…or just go to a slayer concert, both should work fine.

    So they do not believe in hell? Are this guys christian anyway?

    @Flashman:

    We are still being brainwashed with the Biblical “sex is bad, violence is good” agenda.

    They must have their little soldiers to hand…

    It is not true. The Bible is not condemning sex. God created sex. The Bible has a lot of love, even erotic content. It just emphasizes it`s purpose, marital love between a man, and a woman, which unites them and in a miraculous way, gives life to another human being.

    As for violence, it is an exception( The Old Testament) not a rule. It was practiced to keep the Jewish people on their (moral) path, but it was not there for itself alone. Judaism is not islam. Judaism is a religion of a God of love. Violence and fear, although present, are not the core point of judaism.

    As for christianity, there is no glorification of violence. New Testament totally rejects it, even as an exception.



  • @Amon-Sul:

    @DarthShizNit:

    Mormons don’t have a hell, so you’re gonna have to be a Muslim if you want the slayer concerts…or just go to a slayer concert, both should work fine.

    So they do not believe in hell? Are this guys christian anyway?

    Well in the sense that they believe in Christ as the savior yes, but in other aspects it’s more of a 4th Abrahamic religion really.


  • 2007 AAR League

    @DarthShizNit:

    @Amon-Sul:

    @DarthShizNit:

    Mormons don’t have a hell, so you’re gonna have to be a Muslim if you want the slayer concerts…or just go to a slayer concert, both should work fine.

    So they do not believe in hell? Are this guys christian anyway?

    Well in the sense that they believe in Christ as the savior yes, but in other aspects it’s more of a 4th Abrahamic religion really.

    So they are close to Jehovah`s Witnesses? Some mix of judaism, christianity and some ˝new stuff˝?



  • Sure. Although it’s pretty far away from Witness doctrine.


  • 2007 AAR League

    @DarthShizNit:

    Sure. Although it’s pretty far away from Witness doctrine.

    Yes, of course. But in the contest that they are not pure christian. Mormons would be closer to Christianity and Witness to Judaism. But they are let`s say 4th and 5th Abrahamic religion, a christian sect of some kind. In Witness case, some christian-judaist sect.



  • @Amon-Sul:

    @DarthShizNit:

    Sure. Although it’s pretty far away from Witness doctrine.

    Yes, of course. But in the contest that they are not pure christian. Mormons would be closer to Christianity and Witness to Judaism. But they are let`s say 4th and 5th Abrahamic religion, a christian sect of some kind. In Witness case, some christian-judaist sect.

    Well, aren’t they all sects?  It seems inevitable that they’d become so, in the scheme of things.

    I explain it way better in my book: “Everything you wanted to know about sects (but were afraid to ask).”


  • 2007 AAR League

    Well, a sect would be a group that has turned away from original doctrine of some faith, but still uses some elements of this faith.

    so we have judaist sects, christian ones, muslim etc.


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    But Christianity began as a westernised sect of Judaism, so all Christians are sectists.


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    @Flashman:

    But Christianity began as a westernised sect of Judaism, so all Christians are sectists.

    From Jewish angle, yes we are a sect of judaism. Although christianity (in practice) is a lot different than judaism. And from our christian angle, judaism (today) is a form of heresy, since they deny the Christ as a Mesiah.

    From neutral point of view, christianity is a new religion, created by Jews(ex judaists), but very distinctive in practice.

    Our big three abrahamaic religions are similar but very different. Islam (in practice) is an attempt of a ˝global judaism˝ but is much more strict and harsh than judaism was.



  • @Amon-Sul:

    Well, a sect would be a group that has turned away from original doctrine of some faith, but still uses some elements of this faith.

    so we have judaist sects, christian ones, muslim etc.

    I do believe that pretty much applies universally, however I was just making a sects joke.


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    I am always opened for jokes  :lol:


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