Would you enlist in a war against China/N.Korea?

  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    Well?


  • Certainly not.
    My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
    Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I  like to fight.
    I suspect we cannot get those Chinese to agree to play by my rules.


  • There should perhaps also be a poll option for serving as what (in the old days) used to be called a paid mercenary or soldier of fortune – what is now called a “private military contractor”.


  • If the future of Freedom was in jeopardy, yes I would re-join the US Navy.  However war on this scale in 2013 is so unlikely that this will not keep me up at night-  So I assumed you were talking about a board game- I would buy war bond tech.

  • '17 '16 '15 '14 '12

    Where do I sign?


  • Where I live would be the spot where the war will first start, So I would have the choices of being a slave or a part of a resistance group. I would choose to fight the evil commies.

  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    @empireman:

    Where I live would be the spot where the war will first start, So I would have the choices of being a slave or a part of a resistance group. I would choose to fight the evil commies.

    @variance:

    Where do I sign?

    @BJCard:

    If the future of Freedom was in jeopardy, yes I would re-join the US Navy.

    F-Yeah!

    We got this boys…

    Better dead than Red! ;)


  • If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

    If you were cut down by a vicious shard of mango, I would be there to cradle you to sleep and would ensure you were buried in Swastika, Oregon.


  • I meant Ontario!


  • @wittmann:

    Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I like to fight.

    The modern term for this is “asymmetric warfare”.


  • @wittmann:

    Certainly not.
    My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
    Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I  like to fight.
    I suspect we cannot get those Chinese to agree to play by my rules.

    Love your answer, I would form a group of Texans to go fight.


  • @ABWorsham:

    @wittmann:

    Certainly not.
    My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
    Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I�  like to fight.
    I suspect we cannot get those Chinese to agree to play by my rules.

    Love your answer, I would form a group of Texans to go fight.

    I’m Texan, can I join?


  • @Gargantua:

    @empireman:

    Where I live would be the spot where the war will first start, So I would have the choices of being a slave or a part of a resistance group. I would choose to fight the evil commies.

    @variance:

    Where do I sign?

    @BJCard:

    If the future of Freedom was in jeopardy, yes I would re-join the US Navy.

    F-Yeah!

    We got this boys…

    Better dead than Red! ;)

    @wittmann:

    If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

    If you were cut down by a vicious shard of mango, I would be there to cradle you to sleep and would ensure you were buried in Swastika, Oregon.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbuQ6APGYnQ


  • @BJCard:

    @ABWorsham:

    @wittmann:

    Certainly not.
    My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
    Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I�  like to fight.
    I suspect we cannot get those Chinese to agree to play by my rules.

    Love your answer, I would form a group of Texans to go fight.

    I’m Texan, can I join?

    sure!

  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    @Cromwell_Dude:

    The Imperial American Army is currently occupying my country, the Southern States. With these Imperial Forces, it has brought Cultural Marxism, sexual immorality, godlessness, and the death-knell of negative liberties. When it leaves my own country, then I will take this question under consideration.

    Awesome!


  • @Cromwell_Dude:

    The Imperial American Army is currently occupying my country, the Southern States. With these Imperial Forces, it has brought Cultural Marxism, sexual immorality, godlessness, and the death-knell of negative liberties. When it leaves my own country, then I will take this question under consideration.

    Damn Yankees!


  • @wittmann:

    Certainly not.
    My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
    Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I  like to fight.

    @wittmann:

    If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

    so funny


  • @Last:

    @wittmann:

    Certainly not.
    My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
    Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I  like to fight.

    @wittmann:

    If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

    so funny

    That was one of the funniest post I’ve seen on this site. If Wittmann enlist he must wear a Victorian Era British Uniform.  :-)


  • Can I bring my batman?
    I can’t possibly look after myself.

    Thanks Worsham, I always wanted to be  eccentric; you are making it happen twenty years earlier than planned.


  • @wittmann:

    Can I bring my batman?
    I can’t possibly look after myself.

    Thanks Worsham, I always wanted to be  eccentric; you are making it happen twenty years earlier than planned.

    No Robin, you have to go it alone.  :evil:

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