Star Wars Lives!
So It’s the Rebel alliance that has super weapons now. They can hyperspace 1 ship through 13 enemy ships and destroy them all. But the empire can’t hyperspace forward 1 kilometre so as to get its ships into range…
OK, let’s take your therapy one step at a time.
Watch this enlightening self-help video:
When you’ve done that, venture out of your mothers’ basements and touch some real grass…. then go back inside and work your way up to shows for older kids. I understand Hanna Montana is great for tweens. Soon, soon my little ones, you will be watching movies for teenagers, and before you know it, adulthood will be just a few short years away.
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go sit in my library all night and play an online board game while life passes me by.