The Satan VS You Game


  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10








    ************************************************************** You wake up in a bright room, with nothing around you as far as you can see except a desk with a man in a white suit sitting at it.

    He looks up and you and says…

    "WELCOME BACK COMMANDER! The good lord has decided to select you for a special priveldge…."

    You take a moment to process what the hell is going on…

    “Special Privledge?” you say.

    The man in the suit swivels about a full circle in his chair and smiles…
    “You sir - are about to face your death… in your terms time has been frozen, and where your body stands you are about to die…”

    “Of course, you can choose to accept that fate, and that this is your end… OR, you can choose to take a chance.”

    You stop and think… shocked… then you say

    Well… that’s alot to take in in 3 seconds… and I guess I am going to choose to believe you, so… whats this whole thing about a chance?  That sounds like a pretty good deal…"

    The man in the suit is silent for a moment -then begins…

    "Depsite my resistance, you are being given the privledge and oppurtunity to play a game for the remaining balance of whats left of your life.

    The game goes like this:
    -select 3 leaders,
    -and 3 armies groups of any size from platoon to full contingent and of any composition, that has ever been fielded during or before your time.

    Your selections will then combat an equally sized and equally composed satanic enemy force. For no less than another heartbeat of life."

    you drop your jaw in silence

    “Should you fail, your life ends… should you succeed, you will return to it with no knowledge of these events.”

    “So please… Make your selections!  And describe any battleplan you may choose to employ…  everybody will be watching.[”/color]

    GO!


  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    1. Horatio Nelson  captains USS Liberty
    2. Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck commands Mongol Hordes
    3. Patton leads 116th Panzer Division



  • @Gargantua:

    3. Patton leads 116th Panzer Division

    Neat idea, just needed to correct this clear error here, I know what you ment to say was Patton commands the 4th Panzer ARMY and not just a single division


  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    Any size fits the bill.

    I could have sent him in command of seal-team-6!


  • 2019 2018 2017 2016 2015 '14 '13 Moderator

    1. Hannibal’s army at Cannae.
    2. Nelson’s fleet at Trafalgar.
    3. Wittmann’s Tiger at Villers Bocage.

    Forgot to say Garg, you are nuts! How do you think this up?


  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    Cobra Commander leads Gi Joe’s!


  • Customizer

    1-Fire Marshall Bill leading the Fly Girls
    2-Bob Dylan leading The Band
    3-Monica Lewinsky leading Hill-Rod


  • 2018 2017 2016

    Life is allready hard and believe it or not but we all have fights on a daily basis against the evil in us. Sometimes we win, sometimes we give in but it surely depends on anybodies own behalf wich way HE / SHE chooses. One took every burden, every sin allready and nailed it on the Cross and it is up to YOU if you believe Him or not!
    I´m not writing this to convince you or anybody or save you or anybody because I simply can´t but Jesus CAN!
    But if your trying to or playing Games with the devil you will loose.
    this Topic is way over your head Gar and it seems more and more that you trying to provoke the forum members in here for a reason, the question is why??
    I don´t have a grudge against you nor you are my enemy, sometimes I would team up with you only to give IL a hard time, but like I said this topic is a fire you cannot play with nor extinguish it,it is only distorting the facts ,the Truth.

    Â



  • OK Jesus is great and all, but what I want for the apocalypse is:

    1. Slayer leading the waffen SS as of 1944
    2. The female cenobite from Hellraiser leading all US nuclear forces as of 1965
    3. Lord Humungus from The Road Warrior leading the Hell’s Angels as of 2012


  • ooh fun

    1)George Washington’s artillery at Yorktown
    2)William the Conqueror’s cavalry at Hastings
    3)Georgi Zhukov’s infantry at Stalingrad


  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    @SantaClaus:

    ooh fun

    1)George Washington’s artillery at Yorktown
    2)William the Conqueror’s cavalry at Hastings
    3)Georgi Zhukov’s infantry at Stalingrad

    Satan’s picks to face your troops!

    1. Richard Simmons leading the Backstreet Boys
    2. Mel Gibson’s Braveheart Footsoldiers with Sticks!
    3. Richard Winters leading every deceased member of the 101st Airborne

    Pwnd.


  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    @Vance:

    OK Jesus is great and all, but what I want for the apocalypse is:

    1. Slayer leading the waffen SS as of 1944
    2. The female cenobite from Hellraiser leading all US nuclear forces as of 1965
    3. Lord Humungus from The Road Warrior leading the Hell’s Angels as of 2012

    Satan’s Counter picks!

    1. The Last Unicorn leading the Smurf army
    2. Grace Slick from Jefferson Airplane leading Zombie Viet Cong.
    3. Elliot Ness starring in his own version of Cops.

  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    @Most:

    1-Fire Marshall Bill leading the Fly Girls
    2-Bob Dylan leading The Band
    3-Monica Lewinsky leading Hill-Rod

    Satan’s Picks

    1- Field Marshall Goering leading Vampire Nazi’s
    2- CCR on the night of a full moon after being bitten by werewolves.
    3- Obama with Sarah Palin as his replacement wife AND Vice President


  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    @wittmann:

    1. Hannibal’s army at Cannae.
    2. Nelson’s fleet at Trafalgar.
    3. Wittmann’s Tiger at Villers Bocage.

    Forgot to say Garg, you are nuts! How do you think this up?

    Satan’s Picks

    1. Re-animated Skelton Children playing with large Marbles and Jacks
    2. Admiral Ackbar leads a small Wolf pack of U-Boats
    3. Patton behind the wheel of Gravedigger


  • 2019 2018 2017 2016 2015 '14 '13 Moderator

    @Gargantua:

    @wittmann:

    1. Hannibal’s army at Cannae.
    2. Nelson’s fleet at Trafalgar.
    3. Wittmann’s Tiger at Villers Bocage.

    Forgot to say Garg, you are nuts! How do you think this up?

    Satan’s Picks

    1. Re-animated Skelton Children playing with large Marbles and Jacks
    2. Admiral Ackbar leads a small Wolf pack of U-Boats
    3. Patton behind the wheel of Gravedigger

    @Gargantua:

    @wittmann:

    1. Hannibal’s army at Cannae.
    2. Nelson’s fleet at Trafalgar.
    3. Wittmann’s Tiger at Villers Bocage.

    Forgot to say Garg, you are nuts! How do you think this up?

    Satan’s Picks

    1. Re-animated Skelton Children playing with large Marbles and Jacks
    2. Admiral Ackbar leads a small Wolf pack of U-Boats
    3. Patton behind the wheel of Gravedigger

    @Gargantua:

    @wittmann:

    1. Hannibal’s army at Cannae.
    2. Nelson’s fleet at Trafalgar.
    3. Wittmann’s Tiger at Villers Bocage.

    Forgot to say Garg, you are nuts! How do you think this up?

    Satan’s Picks

    1. Re-animated Skelton Children playing with large Marbles and Jacks
    2. Admiral Ackbar leads a small Wolf pack of U-Boats
    3. Patton behind the wheel of Gravedigger

    Just got a call from God: I have been reprieved.
    He just remembered I am a Catholic. Not a heretical Protestant.


  • 2018 2017 2016 2015 Customizer

    I am a Catholic too… baptized and confirmed. My soul is secure! Thank God.

    I am thinking…

    1. Jabba the Hutt leading Al-Qaeda
    2. Jimmy Page with Trans-Siberian Orchestra
    3. Mike Ditka leading The Borg

    Bonus!
    4)   Jason Bourne leadin… well, just Jason Bourne.

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    1. Marie Currie leading the team of the Manhatten project
    2. Sun Tzu leading the Canadian 3rd infantry (took Juno Beach)
    3. Nikolai Tesla leading the Kiss army

    i think we’re done here.


  • 2019 2018 2017 2016 2015 '14 Customizer '13

    Reeeeaaaaallllllyyyyyy?


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