Good Joke!!!



  • The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.

    You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.

    When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

    Again, sad but true. 🙂

    You might be a Californian if you rush home to catch the Tonight Show after you hear the news

    I don’t quite understand this one…



  • @TG:

    The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.

    You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.

    When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

    Again, sad but true. 🙂

    You might be a Californian if you rush home to catch the Tonight Show after you hear the news

    I don’t quite understand this one…

    because The Tonight Show is just big-chin-guy making fun of the headlines.
    The joke is worded oddly tho’ . . . 🙂



  • @Janus1:

    Grigory, its a joke, dont analyze it.

    :x Sorry, I keep forgetting to not analyze jokes.

    @Janus1:

    (No, I am not one of them, I dont eat artichokes)

    Good for you.



  • Teej & cc,
    You might be a Californian if you don’t understand the joke.

    Man are you dense! The Tonight Show tapes at what 5 or 6 pm California time. That’s 8 or 9 pm from Ohio to the east coast.

    Schwarzenegger makes his gubernatoral announcement on the Tonight Show. Then he steps outside and makes an announcement for the news media. The Tonight Show ratings went up across the nation, but they skyrocketed in California. Californians heard the news and flocked to their tvs. Get it?!?!

    Geezulpeet! I bet you guys don’t understand as much of today’s humor as I do and I’m almost 50!



  • @El:

    Teej & cc,
    You might be a Californian if you don’t understand the joke.

    Man are you dense! The Tonight Show tapes at what 5 or 6 pm California time. That’s 8 or 9 pm from Ohio to the east coast.

    Schwarzenegger makes his gubernatoral announcement on the Tonight Show. Then he steps outside and makes an announcement for the news media. The Tonight Show ratings went up across the nation, but they skyrocketed in California. Californians heard the news and flocked to their tvs. Get it?!?!

    Geezulpeet! I bet you guys don’t understand as much of today’s humor as I do and I’m almost 50!

    ahhhh . . . it’s a STOOOpid joke.
    gotcha’.



  • Man are you dense! The Tonight Show tapes at what 5 or 6 pm California time. That’s 8 or 9 pm from Ohio to the east coast.

    Umm… correct me if I’m wrong on this, but doesn’t the Tonight Show tape in the morning to afternoon… I never heard of it being taped so late at 5 or 6 pm before…

    Schwarzenegger makes his gubernatoral announcement on the Tonight Show. Then he steps outside and makes an announcement for the news media. The Tonight Show ratings went up across the nation, but they skyrocketed in California. Californians heard the news and flocked to their tvs. Get it?!?!

    That there’s a time difference here compared to Ohio?



  • lmao geez it’s a joke 😉 at least laugh to be polite! tsk tsk.

    ha… ha… ha!! it was hilarious el jefe, you are the king my friend :lol:



  • Hey, I laugh at polish jokes…
    and I’m Polish!

    😄

    …Excuse me,
    I’m American
    of Polish descent.

    Not Polish-American.
    😉



  • I’ll laught at them when, they’re both funny and true to life. 😉



  • From a Jeff Foxworthy act:

    “Some men like to keep the lawn nice and short… not me. Lets say you are a robber and are looking at two houses side by side. On the right we have a house that is all perfect. Grass is like a putting green, roses in the flower bed, you say to yourself that this is an easy mark. Now the house on the left the grass if about chest high. A dog is chained to the cloths line and you see a motor haining from a tree branch. Ya know what runs through a robbers mind when he sees that? That is a house where a gun lives! And if you want to know what kind of gun you crawl through a window at 3 in the morning and you will find out.”



  • Hahaha… so true. :lol:


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