@Gargantua I think this is a cool idea! It would benefit our community.
Ok, i was obscenely bored wheni figured this
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Okay, I had nothing to do in class, so I was bored. And forgive any spelling errors.
1)Han Solo’s homeplanet is Corellia.
2)Karelia is a Soviet country in the board game Axis & Allies. They’re pronounced the same so it must be a typo, thus Han’s a Soviet.
3)His father (Sean Connery, Indiana Jones) is British(James Bond), and he screwed a Russian in the movie “From Russia WIth Love” (Bond, again) so Han’s half British, half Soviet.
4)His father(Connery) is also secretly Soviet, but like’s the Americans Red October.
5)Star Wars was created by Lucas, who resides in California. thus, CA breeds Soviets.
6)Han has infiltrated US CIA(Clear and Present Danger, Patriot Games), and was even the President (Air Force One).
7)Democrats like socialism, which is similar and can lead to Communism. 1/2 the US gov is controlled by Soviets.
8)Hollywood is in CA. Soviets control mass media, and Lucasfilm.
9)Han is now in a movie being a cop traing a rookie in HollyWood. Hence, The Soviets have control of the police force, and are mulitplying.So now Soviets control the police, military in CA, and half the gov.
CA navy patrols the Pacific. Under Soviet control, they can allow North Korea and any other unfriendlies to invade.
CA also has Silicon Valley. So the Soviets control technology.
Therefore, Because a horny Brit screwed a Russian, the US is ultimately screwed. :D -
i want back that minute!!!
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Tell me if I am crazy…
I am going to build a time machine. Then I am going to get inside. Then I go back in time 2 minutes and kick myself in the head so I fall off my chair and wont be able to read that.
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Tell me if I am crazy…
I am going to build a time machine. Then I am going to get inside. Then I go back in time 2 minutes and kick myself in the head so I fall off my chair and wont be able to read that.
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i guess i would use my powers of time travel to have a long discussion with “Guest’s” parents about contraception.
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I gotta admitt I like CC’s idea better than mine.
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hmm, this is meant as a joke, i assume….
although i have read nearly as paranoid things here that were serious ;) -
Hey, give the kid a break! At least he didn’t pull the fire alarm(pleasant memories). He could solve a world problem such as shoelaces coming untied or a method to recycle politicians.
I think your weakest links in the “proof” are …
5)“Star Wars was created by Lucas, who resides in California. thus, CA breeds Soviets.”
and
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:-?:oops:
Well, the first point anyway.
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