3 Friends who loved golf were on the golf course having a good time. A storm came in and struck all 3 down with lightning killing them.
In the afterlife all 3 found themselves on a prestine golf course loaded with ducks. A booming voice announced to them “Your reward for having lived such good lives is that you shall know heaven as being this golf course, the only rule here is that THALL SHALL NOT STEP ON THE DUCKS!”
One of the friends asked “why not”?
DO NOT QUESTION ME! - and suddenly God was gone.
A hundred years pass and the friends have a great time playing golf, but inevitably one accidently steps on a duck. God Swoops down from the heavens with a hidiously ugly woman who he chains to the man and says “This is how you will spend the rest of eternity”. And than they are gone.
The two remaining friends look at each other and say “Shit, DON’T STEP ON THE DUCKS!”
Being extra careful they play golf for a 1000 years, but unfortunately one of them does step on a duck. God swoops down and grabs him up and chains him to a woman x1000 times worse than the first and says to him “this is how you will spend the rest of eternity!”
The last guy is paranoid as hell not to step on a duck. 10,000 years go by and he NEVER steps on a duck. Still, God comes down and swoops him up. But this time he chains him to the most drop dead, cum in your pants, hot girl you have ever seen - and than flies away.
Dumbfounded the guy tells the girl 'Wow, I don’t know what I did to deserve this".
She responds “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck”.
So that was YOU in that old Blind Melon video!!
i’ve never seen that till now,
Yellow has the most pop-out, it has the most emotion of the colors, it is striking, fast and violent.
Other colors are plain, and thats a good thing, becasue all though yellow is the most powerful it’s not cool in fact it’s the hottest of all colors. so other colors are good in order to support yellow.
It dons’t take a queer eye to figure this out, just line up a bunch of colors and anyone can see YELLOW PWNs!
GG: of course its still sugar, and is still very bad for you, but they could make soda significantly less detrimental to your health, and still keep all the taste if they just stopped using high fructose corn syrup. it would be such a small but significant change
Yanny: thats true. people are dumb… <shrugs>what can you do?</shrugs>