lol…the “i’m not afraid of terrorism” line just made me think of this thing. I would just give the link, but what it says would probably be changed soon.
"OH MY GOD!! DID YOU HEAR?! THE TERROR ALERT HAS BEEN RAISED TO ORANGE!
AGAIN!!
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOMES!
STAY TUNED TO CNN FOR BREAKING NEWS!
A TERRORIST ATTACK IS LIKELY TO OCCUR IN THE NEXT TWO DAYS!
But don’t panic.
Stay vigilant, but live your lives. Go about your day-to-day business but keep in mind, AN ATTACK IS ALL BUT CERTAIN!!
Bull corn.
Does anyone else see how totally ludicrous this whole Terror Alert nonsense is? Can anyone else see what a huge, steaming load of crap is being forced down your throat each and every day?
It’s almost Memorial Day weekend; better raise the Terror Alert so maybe we can sell the rest of this flippin’ duct tape and plastic sheeting.
Here are a few comments from the masses about the recent change in the Alert Status:
“I watched the towers burn from my office building on September 11th. I will never let those cowards have control over my life again. My Memorial Day party will go on and we will view the Memorial Day parade from the safety of our car while wearing bulletproof jackets and helmets. God bless America. Semper fi.” - Jacki , Podunk Iowa
Congratulations, Jacki. How courageous of you. It’s true; if you don’t attend your hometown’s Memorial Day picnic, the terrorists will have won.
Don’t stop for a minute to think that no one would even notice if your town were blown off the map and, if for some reason, some terrorist was able to lace the potato salad with Anthrax, and everyone in your town died, no one would even find out until June because NO ONE EVEN KNOWS YOU’RE THERE.
“I’m not going to attend any sporting events or participate in any other activity that would require me to be close to large groups of people this Memorial Day weekend. I’ll still enjoy myself but in this day and age, you just have to use common sense” -Betty, Someshittownin Kansas
I agree, Betty. If I were you, I would take my family way the hell out into the desert, dig a hole and hide in it until this Terror Alert is lowered. Take a satellite phone and one of those radios with the hand-cranked battery so you can listen to the news 24-7. God bless America.
This is all being broadcast, with a straight face, from a news agency that transitions from footage of Iraqi citizens looting their burned out country, to a 30 minute segment, complete with ‘experts’ to debate who will win American Idol.
You people are JUST NOT GETTING IT. September 11, 2001 was over 20 months ago. Baseball stadiums are not exploding. Jumbo jets are not slamming down into family picnics all over the country. No one wants to kill you.
Except maybe CNN.
This Terror Alert is nothing more than a nice way for our government to cover it’s big white behind. If something were to happen, which it won’t, and they didn’t whip you into a panic before hand, people would scream and cry, “why didn’t you warn us?”
So guess what. Every so often, for sometimes is no good reason at all, they are going to try to scare the shit out of you and apparently, you’re all so stupid that you’re going to keep falling for it, over and over and over again.
I’m starting to think that Osama Bin Laden is just some day-laborer that they picked up, photographed in the Nevada desert and dropped back off at the 7-11 where they found him.
The Indians in Mel Brooks’ Blazing Saddles looked more convincing than these “terrorists” they keep showing on TV.
I think I understand what’s going on here and I think I know exactly how to handle this situation.
Like all mindless sheep, you need something to believe in. Someone to follow. Something other than who will win American Idol to worry about, so here is what I am going to do for you.
I am willing to bet. Seriously. I will take ALL bets. I wager that NOTHNG happens this Memorial Day weekend and I will give you ONE THOUSAND TO ONE odds on it. That means if you bet one dollar, and nothing happens, you lose a dollar BUT… if you send JUST ONE DOLLAR to Fugly.com and there is some sort of terrorist attack at your picnic; If a 747 is piloted into your baseball game this Memorial Day, you will win ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS from Fugly.com. In addition, you will also receive a personal apology about my comments on what a total police state full of paranoid, flag-waving, mindless morons I think this country is becoming. "
lol…comments?