Would you enlist in a war against China/N.Korea?

[Gargantua]

@empireman:

Where I live would be the spot where the war will first start, So I would have the choices of being a slave or a part of a resistance group. I would choose to fight the evil commies.

@variance:

Where do I sign?

@BJCard:

If the future of Freedom was in jeopardy, yes I would re-join the US Navy.

F-Yeah!

We got this boys…

Better dead than Red! ;)

[Witt]

If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

If you were cut down by a vicious shard of mango, I would be there to cradle you to sleep and would ensure you were buried in Swastika, Oregon.

[Witt]

I meant Ontario!

[CWO Marc]

@wittmann:

Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I like to fight.

The modern term for this is “asymmetric warfare”.

[ABWorsham4]

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I  like to fight.
I suspect we cannot get those Chinese to agree to play by my rules.

Love your answer, I would form a group of Texans to go fight.

[BJCard]

@ABWorsham:

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I�  like to fight.
I suspect we cannot get those Chinese to agree to play by my rules.

Love your answer, I would form a group of Texans to go fight.

I’m Texan, can I join?

[empireman]

@Gargantua:

@empireman:

Where I live would be the spot where the war will first start, So I would have the choices of being a slave or a part of a resistance group. I would choose to fight the evil commies.

@variance:

Where do I sign?

@BJCard:

If the future of Freedom was in jeopardy, yes I would re-join the US Navy.

F-Yeah!

We got this boys…

Better dead than Red! ;)

@wittmann:

If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

If you were cut down by a vicious shard of mango, I would be there to cradle you to sleep and would ensure you were buried in Swastika, Oregon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbuQ6APGYnQ

[ABWorsham4]

@BJCard:

@ABWorsham:

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I�  like to fight.
I suspect we cannot get those Chinese to agree to play by my rules.

Love your answer, I would form a group of Texans to go fight.

I’m Texan, can I join?

sure!

[Gargantua]

@Cromwell_Dude:

The Imperial American Army is currently occupying my country, the Southern States. With these Imperial Forces, it has brought Cultural Marxism, sexual immorality, godlessness, and the death-knell of negative liberties. When it leaves my own country, then I will take this question under consideration.

Awesome!

[BJCard]

@Cromwell_Dude:

The Imperial American Army is currently occupying my country, the Southern States. With these Imperial Forces, it has brought Cultural Marxism, sexual immorality, godlessness, and the death-knell of negative liberties. When it leaves my own country, then I will take this question under consideration.

Damn Yankees!

[Last Jack]

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I  like to fight.

@wittmann:

If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

so funny

[ABWorsham4]

@Last:

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I  like to fight.

@wittmann:

If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

so funny

That was one of the funniest post I’ve seen on this site. If Wittmann enlist he must wear a Victorian Era British Uniform.  :-)

[Witt]

Can I bring my batman?
I can’t possibly look after myself.

Thanks Worsham, I always wanted to be  eccentric; you are making it happen twenty years earlier than planned.

[BJCard]

@wittmann:

Can I bring my batman?
I can’t possibly look after myself.

Thanks Worsham, I always wanted to be  eccentric; you are making it happen twenty years earlier than planned.

No Robin, you have to go it alone.  :evil:

[Witt]

Then I must resign my commission: no batman, no Captain Wittmann.

I will pray for you all, but without my Sir Douglas Haig leadership from behind the lines in the  comfort of my Chateau HQ, roaring fire and brandy,  I think you are all  doomed to eat Chinese food.

[aequitas-et-veritas]

NOBODY has to enlist!!

[Witt]

Thank God for cheap snacks!

[aequitas-et-veritas]

“Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of a Chocolate Bar.”

[empireman]

@aequitas:

NOBODY has to enlist!!

LOL

[toblerone77]

Why would I want to do that Garg? I’d probably be fighting in and with Chinese made equipment. Walmart cammo made in China. An Airsoft M-4 made in China. Boots made in China. Sent over on a ship probably Chinese too. Sent home in a body bage also probably made in China.

Seriously though if it came to that I go for the Tom Clancy theory that we would sieze China’s assets and reneg on our debts. China is no paper tiger but a war like this is unlikey methinks.

Besides the only thing they can buy is INF and they can’t attack non-Chinese TTs. Plus America would never agree to any HRs allowing them to do so.