There’s house rules if you want to add anything, no reason at this point to rerelease it for a 100th time is there? :?
The Satan VS You Game
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OK Jesus is great and all, but what I want for the apocalypse is:
- Slayer leading the waffen SS as of 1944
- The female cenobite from Hellraiser leading all US nuclear forces as of 1965
- Lord Humungus from The Road Warrior leading the Hell’s Angels as of 2012
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ooh fun
1)George Washington’s artillery at Yorktown
2)William the Conqueror’s cavalry at Hastings
3)Georgi Zhukov’s infantry at Stalingrad -
@SantaClaus:
ooh fun
1)George Washington’s artillery at Yorktown
2)William the Conqueror’s cavalry at Hastings
3)Georgi Zhukov’s infantry at StalingradSatan’s picks to face your troops!
- Richard Simmons leading the Backstreet Boys
- Mel Gibson’s Braveheart Footsoldiers with Sticks!
- Richard Winters leading every deceased member of the 101st Airborne
Pwnd.
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@Vance:
OK Jesus is great and all, but what I want for the apocalypse is:
- Slayer leading the waffen SS as of 1944
- The female cenobite from Hellraiser leading all US nuclear forces as of 1965
- Lord Humungus from The Road Warrior leading the Hell’s Angels as of 2012
Satan’s Counter picks!
- The Last Unicorn leading the Smurf army
- Grace Slick from Jefferson Airplane leading Zombie Viet Cong.
- Elliot Ness starring in his own version of Cops.
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@Most:
1-Fire Marshall Bill leading the Fly Girls
2-Bob Dylan leading The Band
3-Monica Lewinsky leading Hill-RodSatan’s Picks
1- Field Marshall Goering leading Vampire Nazi’s
2- CCR on the night of a full moon after being bitten by werewolves.
3- Obama with Sarah Palin as his replacement wife AND Vice President -
@wittmann:
1. Hannibal’s army at Cannae.
2. Nelson’s fleet at Trafalgar.
3. Wittmann’s Tiger at Villers Bocage.Forgot to say Garg, you are nuts! How do you think this up?
Satan’s Picks
1. Re-animated Skelton Children playing with large Marbles and Jacks
2. Admiral Ackbar leads a small Wolf pack of U-Boats
3. Patton behind the wheel of Gravedigger -
@wittmann:
1. Hannibal’s army at Cannae.
2. Nelson’s fleet at Trafalgar.
3. Wittmann’s Tiger at Villers Bocage.Forgot to say Garg, you are nuts! How do you think this up?
Satan’s Picks
1. Re-animated Skelton Children playing with large Marbles and Jacks
2. Admiral Ackbar leads a small Wolf pack of U-Boats
3. Patton behind the wheel of Gravedigger@wittmann:
1. Hannibal’s army at Cannae.
2. Nelson’s fleet at Trafalgar.
3. Wittmann’s Tiger at Villers Bocage.Forgot to say Garg, you are nuts! How do you think this up?
Satan’s Picks
1. Re-animated Skelton Children playing with large Marbles and Jacks
2. Admiral Ackbar leads a small Wolf pack of U-Boats
3. Patton behind the wheel of Gravedigger@wittmann:
1. Hannibal’s army at Cannae.
2. Nelson’s fleet at Trafalgar.
3. Wittmann’s Tiger at Villers Bocage.Forgot to say Garg, you are nuts! How do you think this up?
Satan’s Picks
1. Re-animated Skelton Children playing with large Marbles and Jacks
2. Admiral Ackbar leads a small Wolf pack of U-Boats
3. Patton behind the wheel of GravediggerJust got a call from God: I have been reprieved.
He just remembered I am a Catholic. Not a heretical Protestant. -
I am a Catholic too… baptized and confirmed. My soul is secure! Thank God.
I am thinking…
- Jabba the Hutt leading Al-Qaeda
- Jimmy Page with Trans-Siberian Orchestra
- Mike Ditka leading The Borg
Bonus!
4) Jason Bourne leadin… well, just Jason Bourne. -
- Marie Currie leading the team of the Manhatten project
- Sun Tzu leading the Canadian 3rd infantry (took Juno Beach)
- Nikolai Tesla leading the Kiss army
i think we’re done here.
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Reeeeaaaaallllllyyyyyy?