My Major IC

[Young Grasshopper]

I'm going to start a topic about hard luck stories.

[Hobbes]

A womans wrath is like raiding with five bombers and watching the dice from the AA guns slowly tumble into five ones.

My record is four.  (And 5 of 6 when you consider a concurrent SBR attack) Four is like 1 in 1300. 

Five would be about 1 in 7800.  What did you do to anger the dice gods?

Virgin sacrifices at the volcano usually appeases them.

[Young Grasshopper]

I'm still a newbe at navigating and links, could you do it for me gamerman